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jeffro and bruiser

out drink shriner convention

liver cirrhosis

thursday spoke with steve,

bruiser said he has quit booze;

pigs fly by outside

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Guest pirateflynn
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steve dikun amp tech

won't return blockhead firstborn

love him hate him, too

Guest pirateflynn
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trainwreck rocket clone

does the trick for lifeson fun

pedal dreamboat, man

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"The perfect guitar!"

Sentiment fades like mint leaves

Now again for sale

Can I put this in my sig? :lol:

-Austin

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Well of course you can, but you'll tire of it quickly and replace it with something else.

:lol::D

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Austin keeps on trying

Both signatures and pickups

What an expert, folks!

:lol:

Guest pirateflynn
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ugly pirateflynn

run fast, run far far away

burbank rancho bliss

  • 1 year later...
Posted

Hamer Duotone

Lonely, Dusty on its stand

Glowing tubes await

Mesa Maverick

you are just too fucking loud

I am going deaf

Roland Micro cube

Will not lead to the police

knocking on my door.

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Once, I saw Calis

Now, I can't find them at all

I blame Lady S.!

:D

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"Hamer", did you say?

Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean... -now I say.

Dean, Dean... -once again.

:D :D

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Zorrow, once used to swear by Vectors...

now he clings as traitor!

:D

^Haiku? That, it's not!

And a traitor? I am NOT!

Still own one Vector!

Hamer guitars... Wow!

They are so well-built and cool!

Best guitars ever!

If I was richer

I could afford those Hamers

Working players can't.

Hamers everywhere:

Tallies, Vectors, Centauras!

But I'm not that rich.

My conclusion is:

A Dean rocks almost the same

And won't get me broke!

  • 1 year later...
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can't sell my slammer

drag down to guitar center

trade for microcube

i sold my jackson

bought a steinberger synapse

one grand left over

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tried out modeling

1st axe-fx then tonelab

now just microcube

tubes or modeling

use whatever fits your gig

mini rec for me

minirecto.jpg

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soon there comes a day

ballad on a 4 digit

that I will play

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Oh, that Brian May sound!

Still waiting for my Doxxy

--you guys can blame Gorch!

:)

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Mathman... Oh my God!

Your fingers need attention!

But you still play great.

:)

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zorrow waiting still

tomorrow never comes till

brown truck in the yard

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A Hamer Tally...

Where the hell can I try one?

Where in Canada?

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