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crap crap crap crap crap

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

crap crap crap crap crap

Intonation is

Something that is for pussies

Do not intonate

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Good one!

A Hamer for sale

David E started it

Three fifty offer

Half of a twenty

Deliver to the sound guy

Sonic nirvana

LOL!

My flawless technique

Is to be envied, like my

Spiderman costume

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Scottcrud came to mind

When I saw this Dimebag pic

Wearing Deadhorse shirt

bought deadhorse cd

after i read good review

critic full of shit

no weed in NOLA

when i visited jeffro

otherwise, great trip

chicago some day

i will visit and i bet

MC chris has weed

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chicago some day

i will visit and i bet

MC chris has weed

Don't be so sure, Brooks

Who taunts me with Krantz disc sent

In a sandwich bag

Guest Meshuggah
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chicago some day

i will visit and i bet

MC chris has weed

Don't be so sure, Brooks

Who taunts me with Krantz disc sent

In a sandwich bag

Colorado High

No Carolina? Rescue

Him. Bard of Vaginas

Guest Meshuggah
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I am a Poet.

Don't you know it. My feet.

Show it. Longfellows!

Posted

i once had slippers

like those in messugahs sig;

they frightened my cat!

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floyd rose tremelo

is so much fun to play with

but sucks the tone out.

Agree to disagree!!! :lol::blink::huh:

please post in haiku form!

play the same 2 strats

one with a floyd thru clean amp

you will hear my point

floyds sound good high gain

but you'll never see jazz or

country guys use 'em

Posted
floyd rose tremelo

is so much fun to play with

but sucks the tone out.

Agree to disagree!!! :lol::blink::huh:

please post in haiku form!

play the same 2 strats

one with a floyd thru clean amp

you will hear my point

floyds sound good high gain

but you'll never see jazz or

country guys use 'em

Two Against Nature

Mr. Becker disagrees

Sadowski with Floyd

Sounds great with Bogner

The exception, not the rule?

...just sayin, my friend

Posted

Floyd Rose tremolo

Set to float, two weeks later

I get it in tune

Washburn Wonderbar

It covers half of guitar

Feels like trampoline

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Brooks in Big Easy

No weed make him a sad boy

Millah Lite drown pain

Barataria

Kiz does vogue swatting insects

Poe scared, wants Mommy

Mosh pit at blues jam

when HFC hit Houston

Uncle Greg gets time-out

Steve "Stevie" Clay

Stevie Muthafucking Clay

I suck at guitar

CB's Cajun Jam

Recyclers give Mark award

Three tons of beer cans

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Two Against Nature

Mr. Becker disagrees

Sadowski with Floyd

Sounds great with Bogner

The exception, not the rule?

...just sayin, my friend

using that logic,

the nuge plays gibson byrdland;

no longer jazz box?

i would bet a squire

with broken pickups and neck

sounds good thru bogner!! :blink:

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Burst is the Worstest

Vintage is just old wood now

Agree HFC?

Posted

rare hamer bass find

and I really got it cheap

peter will freak out

Drop more knowledge, less

Innuendo, you rotten

Foghorn Leghorn guy

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i would bet a squire

with broken pickups and neck

sounds good thru bogner!! :blink:

I'll get a broke Squire

You pony up for Bogner

We'll test your theory

:huh:

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Aztec Gold finish

on my favourite Hamer

- Monaco Elite -

is shining brightly

when it gets some good lighting

- I play it on stage...

...but that's in my dream

I'm only a couch player

- an amateur man

Posted

silentman my boy

who is that sexy woman

in your avatar?

wait a sec, its me

in drag although i'm not gay

(nothing wrong with that)

Guest Meshuggah
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Drive-by on the Net

Media with their pants down

I laff, U laff, eh?

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