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Just bought an Ovation guitar from Elduave!!!, was looking on Ebay for several weeks, but went for someone with a good reputation.

Spend more cash on it then I told my wife.....so maybe there are 8 guitars up for sale when she kills me....LOL

Jeroen

btw Dave, thanks a lot!!

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You got it, thank you. There comes a point where one has enough instruments that a spouse will stop trying to keep track. Those cases can all look the same after a while! :)

BTW, now playing:

Chicago-I've Been Searching

Awesome.

Posted

Dave is O.K.!

Congrats!

Dave-you have NO idea what I'm listening to at the moment. Oh the 70s and AM radio...

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Way to go, Jeroen! You eat crap too!

You're in the same boat as me...I'm the James Hetfield of Domestica...and I play the "baby" lately!.................................

bah, buh, bee...dah dah

bah, buh, bee...dah dah

Said my prayers, little one

Rockin's far from fun

Chair's hurtin' my buns...

* dah, duh, dah, duh dahna dah dun *

To the trash

Warm within

Smell the diaper sin

It succumbs everyone

* dah, duh, dah, duh dahna dah dun *

Sleep with one eye open

Kids don't sleep though the night

Ex-it naayght!

Enter fiiiiiiiight

Fam-lee man...

The diaper leaked on top my hand

Aaaahh-yaah! *Hetfield growl*

And you thought Kirk Hammett rode the waaaaahh. My one-year-old makes him sound like Buck fuckin' Owens.

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Dave is O.K.!

Congrats!

Dave-you have NO idea what I'm listening to at the moment. Oh the 70s and AM radio...

Starland Vocal Band? A little Afternoon Delight? :)

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Oh gawd, no...

Not SVB!!!!

Jeroen - I've played a couple of those at Rocketeria and have been mighty tempted myself. Still working on an excuse that would fly though.

Hey Popthinker, long time!!

Jeff - ya killin' me.

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I keep telling you guys...how ya do it is this way...ya leave the house with an "empty" guitar case making sure your wife see's you leaving with what she thinks is a "loaded" case...Well..I don't have to tell you the rest...ya just come back home with a now "loaded" case and your wife will be none the wiser!!:):) of course...this is advice from a now divorced and racked over the coals kinda guy but hey!! it'll work for awhile!!! hehehe :)

Posted

Congrats Jeroen,

David is the best guitar packer I had. Succeeded to ship the centaura in a safe way in a gig bag . Now the waiting starts...

What ovation did you bought ?

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I keep telling you guys...how ya do it is this way...ya leave the house with an "empty" guitar case making sure your wife see's you leaving with what she thinks is a "loaded" case...Well..I don't have to tell you the rest...ya just come back home with a now "loaded" case and your wife will be none the wiser!!:):) of course...this is advice from a now divorced and racked over the coals kinda guy but hey!! it'll work for awhile!!! hehehe :)

Just get rid of your wife...worked for me !

Jem

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Way to go, Jeroen! You eat crap too!

You're in the same boat as me...I'm the James Hetfield of Domestica...and I play the "baby" lately!.................................

bah, buh, bee...dah dah

bah, buh, bee...dah dah

Said my prayers, little one

Rockin's far from fun

Chair's hurtin' my buns...

* dah, duh, dah, duh dahna dah dun *

To the trash

Warm within

Smell the diaper sin

It succumbs everyone

* dah, duh, dah, duh dahna dah dun *

Sleep with one eye open

Kids don't sleep though the night

Ex-it naayght!

Enter fiiiiiiiight

Fam-lee man...

The diaper leaked on top my hand

Aaaahh-yaah! *Hetfield growl*

And you thought Kirk Hammett rode the waaaaahh. My one-year-old makes him sound like Buck fuckin' Owens.

haha!

"sad but true"

bahh duh duh, be-a-ba do-do,

bahh duh duh, be-a-ba do-do,

you (you) you're my wife

you who took my nut sack

you (you) you're my wife

you're the one who nags

do-o-o (do), do some chores

i need some help with the housework

you-o-o (you), go to the store

& get me my tampax

i'm the man, watch me cringe

hide my beer in the back of the fridge

want to jump right off a bridge

sad but true

Posted

Sorry to pseudo hijack, but at the time I was posting, I think it was "Billy Don't Be a Hero", "the Things We Do For Love" and "Thunder Island".

JeffR-that was good! Glad those days are behind me.

:)

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