Some stellar stories here. Only one* I ever broke was at a routine rehearsal, was fucking about with a multi-effect unit and not getting the desired result, and took off my Ibanez RG560 and pitched it across the room headstock-first. Initially, there didsn't seem to be any ill effect. About 2 bars into the next song after my childish episode, I could hear a bit of a tuning issue (it was a loud band). Took it to the store where I bought it, told them to fix it, whatever, call me when it's ready. Couple weeks later got it back, along with a bill almost as much as the guitar cost originally. A few years later I looked at it and saw 'USA Custom' under the Ibanez logo. No idea where they scored that. Knowing them, it could have been off another customers guitar, or maybe they did really get one 'new'. Either way, it forced me into going out and finding another guitar at the time, which wasn't all bad. * - There was this one time, with my high school band, and we were playing a really big party. I scored a Memphis LP copy for $40 for the sole purpose of smashing it to pieces during a song, cause man, I always wanted to do that. Heh. It went over pretty well. Now those things are supposedly somewhat collectible? Wtf?