From The Onion’s American Voices column: According to an announcement on their website, the White Stripes have broken up "to preserve what is beautiful and special about the band." What do you think?: “Meg just needs to audition a new guitarist/songwriter/ex-husband/creative genius and get the show back on the road." "Stop freaking me out like that! For a second there I thought you were saying Crest Whitestrips had been discontinued." "I'd like to go on record as predicting the dates they'll reunite. I'm saying Mar. 22, 2015 for a one-off show and Oct. 5, 2017 for a full-blown tour." http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-str...break-up,19055/