JGale

"a likely future development would be an increased focus on product enhancement and innovation resulting in more expensive lines. " Like, say, computerized tuning machines or laser cut holes through the body or...what? It's a slab of mahogany, a maple cap and a neck joint. What possibly can be more innovative than the crap coming out of Gibson? When Hamers surpass Hubers, I'll consider dropping coin on a custom order. Maybe they could make a guitar with five necks...oh wait.

What!? No "Archies?"

I don't know, but I been told. Green grasshopper, got a brown a$$hole.

I don't like shredders much, but right now I fapping off to the one on the left! Deliverance 60? Heh. I like the name. Deliver us from evil...

Has this particular pickle ever been shoved up-an-down between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it?

What's the weight?

Hendrix Video

Damn

Faery Dust is expensive.

The MC Escher model by Epiphone

A man walks into a bar...Ouch! Wait. This is not the rag on bass players thread ?

Rick Ruskin - McAlister 00 12-fret/13-fret Nick Lucas–style Don Ross - Beneteau Baritone Doyle Dykes - Taylor DDSM Short-scale, maple-body Laurence Juber - Martin Adirondack spruce OM with custom string spacing Phil Keaggy - Jim Olson Cedar top, small jumbo

...dirka!

Happy Dia del Canada, and...

Paging Brewmaster....

NOT if it grew up in one of those pinko households that tortured its children with Mr. Rogers!

Roaaaar!!!! You know... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwjzeO8gG8I (Edited to add) 1:48 Awwww....

DEEP PURPLE - LAZY - LIVE 1972 MACHINE HEAD TOUR The Police Live In Rio - Synchronicity II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hJsyF7XDQo...24&index=18 Chet Atkins and Jerry Reed 1976 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLqyNV1SMWE

Line Dancing Iron Butterfly style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y7u_NXTQGc...feature=related

Damn! The whole series is hilarious.

On Valentine's Day

Wish I hadn't sold it. Plekked with Fralin Unbuckers

Relicing only counts with horseshoes and telecasters!