We all want classic Van Halen.
However (as Muse pointed out with the 18-year-old brain comment), that means Diamond Dave and Eddie in their 20's, spandex pants, pinstriped guitars, Michael Anthony on bass, amp jumps, wire stunts... the whole 9 yards.
While we're at it, I'D like to be in my 20's again. I think any of us of a certain age would sign up for that in a minute.
The reality of the situation is that this is what we have: a V/H that is older, sober, and has nothing to prove.