MCChris Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 You asked for it...Bozo The Clown Why not USE the fucking strap?
sw686blue Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 One thing's for sure...I'm not the worst guitarist on this board!!! Thank God!
mattb Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 "Why not USE the fucking strap? "Man that made me fuckin' lose it!
sirDaniel Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 a special thanks to BLAK PLAK for starting one of our "thread of the year" nominees.However....theres something else here that doesnt add up....hmmmmmm.....
MCChris Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 However....theres something else here that doesnt add up....hmmmmmm..... This thread has gone WAY beyond any tolerance for your innuendo. Spill it.
cmatthes Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 This is all entertaining. Surely this is all the proof one would need to NOT smoke stale cigarettes, eh?!
MCChris Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Here's an interesting thread from the Harmony Central amp forum:http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums...20&pagenumber=1Seems some scumbag was pimping cheap Mesas on the forum. When buyers' packages arrived they were filled with ceiling tile sheet rock. The guy got busted by detectives down south.
wyldbil Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 There's a dead skunk in the middle of the roadAnd it's stinkin' to high heaven!
blackfbiv Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 "Why not USE the fucking strap? "Man that made me fuckin' lose it!Oh Lord...soon as that picture popped up ... every single, solitary hair on my entire body stood strait up. Man, everytime I even think about it now, I get the heebie-jeebies...yikesDion
cmatthes Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 Good lord! Somebody burn that video of "Black Plague" torturing "Elanore" or "Pamela"...that's priceless!!!
Jamie K Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 So anybody going to bid on "Pamela" - or was it "Eleanore"? Surely, somebody has a question for the seller (?)."Very god condition!"I would bid, but my tech is unavailable and there is no way that I have the time to "fix" that whole tuning thing. And being only 11, I cannot drive to Jersey for the pick-up. Plus, I'm too busy testing my cigarettes for staleness and doing 48-hour internet searches for "Johnny B Goode"...not to mention filming guitar instructional videos for internet broadcast on various "open" tuning styles (the latest: Look Ma, No Strap!). Renaissance man...that's me. Anybody got a $50 acoustic out there?
Scottcrud Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Muse Cafe Chris NOOOOO!!! not the Throne of Humiliation!!!
Hamerwidow Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 At least he has a whimsical side: Cute Red M&M Plushie
Zilmo Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 This is the funniest fucking thread I have read all year.
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