No, it's more motivated by an ability to turn off my 18-year-old self, who did indeed consider everything Van Halen put out to be unassailable, and think about the new song objectively. But that too is neither here nor there. I'm pointing out that it's the same lyrical approach, and thus "Tattoo" is classic Van Halen in every way. Without, of course, Michael Anthony's backing vocals (they fired him), the energy (they're pushing 60), and the attitude (they're rich, sober and comfortable). We could argue about quality until the cows come home or the reunion crashes and burns, whichever comes first.