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11 hours ago, django49 said:

No imports? Well, in Germany some things would not be considered imported. (The 2 on the left and middle are semi-hollow, but the one on the right is a hollowbody/archtop. Thinner than an L-5, more akin to the thickness of a Byrdland, I think. But with a more normal scale. The Byrdland was near impossible for me to play due to both the very short scale and the skinny.narrow neck).

Now whether it is the proper sort of vintage vibe is a more personal thing.....

Something like an ES-175 might be a more economical way to get into a classic archtop at a more affordable price.

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Very beautiful Hubers! Good point on my import statement! I think I wanted to say I am not interested in modern copies by e.g. Epiphone. PRS, Gretsch and Rickenbackers has nice semi-hollow, too. I have got a lot of trying out ahead...

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1 hour ago, JohnZ said:

...I think I wanted to say I am not interested in modern copies by e.g. Epiphone.....

I've played some pretty decent Epiphones lately. Don't be afraid to give one a try. You might be pleasantly surprised.

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Sounds familiar.....

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So much great stuff!

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Odyssey started. So I own a Vanguard with P90s. So a different animal but while I am on the scout for a Newport I got my feet wet at the local store that has some lovely hollows https://shop.rareguitar.de/category/gitarren/e-gitarren/semiakustik I played all Gibsons and Ibanezs and rated my fav2. For my taste I like the 2003 137 classic and the 1984 335 dot most. Ibanez as100 is great, too.

still working on getting my fingers untangled after playing the byrdland...by far the best sound, but no option physically for me.

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I was talking about how great Powerage was to a chick I'd kinda been low key having a thing with, and she said "AC/DC is crap."  

We're done. 

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Bubbles The Chimp Claims Michael Jackson Molested Him!

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Bubbles The Chimp, with the aid of an interpreter, has alleged that Michael Jackson repeatedly molested him. Bubbles felt now was the time to come clean,  in light of the new “Finding Neverland” documentary. 

Bubbles the chimp was born in 1983 and was adopted by Michael Jackson when he was 8 months old. Bubbles is now 35 years old and lives quietly at the Center for Great Apes in Wauchula, Florida, where he is said to enjoy painting and listening to Bon Jovi music. 

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Bubbles

Bubbles is fluent in sign language and told his story through handler Teresa McClure. Things were good at first but when Bubbles turned 5, Jackson forced him to do housework wearing sexy underpants. Jackson started showing Bubbles pornography, plying him with alcohol and forcing him to play “hide the banana”. Bubbles dad Mr. Jiggs said Jackson “repeatedly committed sexual battery” on his son. A former member of Jackson’s household staff, Blanca Francia, testifies that she saw the singer taking a shower with Bubbles.

Bubbles and his handler are suing for $7.5 Million in damages. Bubbles also claims that he wrote “Beat It”, and wants back royalties and publishing. When a reporter asked Bubbles for a comment, Bubbles flung feces and climbed up a tree. 

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Yoko Ono, the widow of Beatle John Lennon, has finally admitted that she was the cause of the The Beatles break up. Rumors have swirled for decades that Yoko was the reason for the break up, but she has denied that, until now.

During a recent interview with Madhouse News, Yoko was asked about the breakup of The Beatles and snapped. “Yeah I broke up The Beatles” screamed Yoko “There I said it, now get off my back. Of course it was me you big dummies. Who else would it be? Can you imagine if you were in an amazing band and one of the members started bringing some annoying chick around all the time? You would lose your mind too. Then imagine if you will, the girl sings like someone stepping on a cat but you have to take her seriously?” 

John Lennon and Yoko started dating in 1968 and eventually married in 1969. The Beatles officially broke up in April of 1970. During the recording of The Beatles ‘The White Album’, Yoko Ono demanded to be in the studio and followed John everywhere including the bathroom. She insisted on playing the Bass, even though she had no idea what she was doing. She tried to tell George that he should pee on the Guitar instead of playing it and she often farted on Ringo’s drum stool just to annoy him. 

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Yeah I Broke Up The Beatles – So What!

“John was The Beatles” continued Yoko. “I told him that he did not need those other guys. I forced him to record Revolution#9. That was the best thing The Beatles ever recorded. Honestly, the rest of their music is trash. My songs are so much better than those bad Beatles songs. Some of John’s songs were OK, but my songs are the best.”

Paul McCartney commented “Oh Thank God! For 50 years I had to keep this secret and pretend to like that old bat. About time she confessed. Of course Yoko broke up the Beatles.” 

Ringo Starr stated “The final straw was during the recording of ‘Let it Be’, when Yoko insisted that we record her on the toilet taking a dump. She insisted that we release that as the first single instead of ‘Get Back’. She threw her dirty tampon at me when we refused. Me, Paul & George walked out after that and never looked back.”

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Madonna Performs Cavity Searches On Fans To Prevent Cell Phones

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Madonna has a strict no cell phone policy at all her concerts. The diva does not want any photos or video clips appearing on YouTube or social media. 

Madonna has gone to great lengths to ensure no cell phones make their way into her concerts. For her opening night show at the Colosseum in Las Vegas, Madonna may have gone too far. 

Security confiscated all cell phones as fans entered the Colosseum, but then Madonna personally performed a full body cavity search on every fan.

One fan Jason Nowlan commented, “You can never be too careful. If the only way I can get to see Madonna in concert is by having my anus probed, then count me in. It’s true that my rectum was left bleeding, but it was well worth it. Madonna even sang a verse of ‘Like a Virgin’ while she was penetrating me.”

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I want you! To get a cavity search!

Allen Chapman Jr. told Madhouse News that he was taken into a small room with no windows and suddenly Madonna swooped in. “She made me strip, squat and cough, then she jammed 2 fingers in my sphincter.  I really wasn’t expecting that. It was quite the shock. I am glad I had standing room only tickets after that.”

Pamela Davis Hall was concerned that the cavity search took 11 minutes. “Madonna really did a thorough job on me. She had a flashlight and really got all up in there. I haven’t had this much fun since summer camp.”

Madonna will be doing a 3 night stint in Las Vegas and then touring through Spring. If you are going, be sure to bring a change of clothes.

 
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Carly Simon Reveals Truth Behind You’re So Vain! You Won’t Believe Who its About!

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Marthas Vineyard – Singer Songwriter Carly Simon has finally broken her 40 year silence about the origins of her song You’re So Vain” and who it was written about. 

Rumours have swirled over the years that it was written about Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty or James Taylor among many others. Madhouse Magazine in an exclusive with Carly Simon revealed the shocking truth that the song was written about Howard Cosell ! 

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Carly Loves Howard!

Yes in a shocking turn of events, Carly confessed that she secretly dated Mr. Cosell for many years and he was the love of her life. “The time is right, I have kept this secret for 40 years, and the world needs to hear it.” exclaimed Simon.  

“Howard was a fabulous lover and an amazing man, but he was extremely Vain. One morning I awoke to find Howard standing naked in front of the mirror admiring his own buttocks. I wrote the song in 20 minutes and a little known fact, Howard played the Bass on that song. He was a talented musician as well.” gushed Simon.

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