PSA: Anybody Want Cheesecake With Their Guitars?

[kizanski]

Just now, Cary said:

In fairness, there was a second page to that ad.  Granted, with migraine-inducing font and bizarre test-over-text layout.  But it does say Hamer, with an additional shot of the headstock.

 

Wow.  And I thought it couldn't get worse.  

[Steve Haynie]

Put me in for wanting to see an update pick of the girl.

[mathman]

Well, I don't have a problem with the girl.  She looks great.  But I don't need her in an Ad for a bass guitar. For her, I understand, it is a chance for some pay, some exposure and hope for a better gig in the future.  

[django49]

4 hours ago, Steve Haynie said:

Put me in for wanting to see an update pick of the girl.

Count me out on that.  There is something to be said for a degree of SAG in vintage amplifiers. Women of a "certain age?" Not so much.

 

[Marvelicious]

13 hours ago, django49 said:

Count me out on that.  There is something to be said for a degree of SAG in vintage amplifiers. Women of a "certain age?" Not so much.

 

Well, in point of fact, I think she shows less wear than my bass...

[kizanski]

1 hour ago, Marvelicious said:

Well, in point of fact, I think she shows less wear than my bass...

Now you HAVE to do this.

[Never2Late]

20 hours ago, Cary said:

In fairness, there was a second page to that ad.  Granted, with migraine-inducing font and confusing test-over-text layout.  But it does say Hamer, with an additional shot of the headstock.

 

Ya know, it WAS the 1990s, yes?  The Grunge Era? 

Having read the lyrical content of my favorite songs from that time, I assure you there was WAY too much flannel-and-crap-poetry flying around....its an interesting period-piece.  I certainly wouldn't have been so bold as to send Jol a letter voicing my displeasure about it, though....

[Marvelicious]

2 hours ago, kizanski said:

Now you HAVE to do this.

Well, you don't know what shape the bass is in...

[kizanski]

28 minutes ago, Marvelicious said:

Well, you don't know what shape the bass is in...

That's perfect.
She'll have aged better than the guitar.

[dhuber]

To Hamer's credit, I don't think the gal detracts the object being sold.  The eBay items I would not want to touch in fear of contracting a STD.

[kizanski]

4 hours ago, dhuber said:

The eBay items I would not want to touch in fear of contracting a STD.

Do you typically have sex with your guitars?

[django49]

Pros and Cons.....

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2. You can't get your guitar wet
3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
5. A guitar won't beg to be played
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9. A guitar won't play you back
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14. You can't play two guitars at once
15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
21. Guitars don't taste very good.
22. A guitar won't give you head.

But a bit of each can be a good thing......

[Dave Scepter]

2 hours ago, gtrdaddy said:

I’ve thrown a hump or two into ‘em over the years. 

Rodger that!..😆