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Dammit. He's made more coffee come out my nose than any other entity on the planet. The early days were brutally funny. He also sent me to Google or Webster's more times than I care to admit to figure out what the hell he was on about. Jay - you've been missed here for a long time. I hope you find some relief somehow, somewhere. You are in my thoughts. You are one funny, warped, twisted motherfucker and you brought a buttload of laughter to those of us fortunate enough to have experienced it. Thank you.

Beautiful guitar, but 11 lbs? On a Custom Order?? HTF does that even happen? Did the guy ask for 'something heavier than a Les Paul' and they filled it with lead? Jeezus! I can understand it happening on a regular production model, but not on a CO. I think I know what killed the poor bastard.

Tull's touring again!!

You're just mad because 'Chris Rock' was already taken.

He remembered the guitar, so there's that.

A true literary genius.

They're even if you count the horse with no name.

Wife's favorite: Downstairs in the basement.

I thought it was Morgan Freeman.....

Poor little rich girl. Missing the point. Taylor Swift - love her or hate her - is inspiring young people to become musicians. Would it be better if she were a guitar virtuoso? Yes. But she is reaching kids and is making a difference in a positive way. She's not my particular cup of tea but anyone who can draw in - and hold the attention of - young people nowadays, AND point them towards something good like a guitar or piano or whatever instrument, is doing it right. We need all we can get.

"When plain old regular torture isn't enough, try....."

Thanks for the earworm, Dave. Dammit. Great list. #38 should have been #1.

Now if you could harness all that strangling energy, we'd be all cleaned up in a year, 2 years tops.

Sad, innit?

With 8 billion people on Earth, we need about 1 billion just like her just to keep the planet alive. It's not really that hard - just common sense over greed.

If Grace Potter gets a signature model, everyone should get a signature model.

^^^Jeez, don't spill your beer on it.

Now if they'd made the mating wing part for each half, they mighta been alright.