This is your brain on drugs

[atquinn]

http://cgi.ebay.com/1993-HAMER-DIABLO-I-US...63233QQihZ016QQ

-Austin

[kizanski]

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

[sw686blue]

Plays like butter...that does it for me.

[edgar_allan_poe]

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

For me it is "Minty fresh".

Saying that a guitar is "Minty Fresh" is almost a fucking stupid as the Mike's Hard Lemonade commercials...jeezus, they are trying HARD to convince me that drinking lemonade will make me a tough guy. ROTFLMAO!!!!

[SteveB]

I guess the "Finest Mahogany" looks a heck of alot like Ash. I thought Diablos were all Alder, but I swear that looks like Ash. But hey, it has "THE BEST HARDWARE IN THE GUITAR WORLD".

[atquinn]

The coolest part is how after "dishonest" bidding, he relists it at a higher price?!? And he seems to no nothing about the guitar despite, I believe, buying it from someone on our board (for quite a bit less than what he's trying to sell it for).

-Austin

[Thundernotes]

I guess the "Finest Mahogany" looks a heck of alot like Ash. I thought Diablos were all Alder, but I swear that looks like Ash. But hey, it has "THE BEST HARDWARE IN THE GUITAR WORLD".

Yep - ash. I have a Diablo body made of ash sittin' right here.

[JGale]

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

For me it is "Minty fresh".

Saying that a guitar is "Minty Fresh" is almost a fucking stupid as the Mike's Hard Lemonade commercials...jeezus, they are trying HARD to convince me that drinking lemonade will make me a tough guy. ROTFLMAO!!!!

In all honesty Rob. Drinking lemonade would make you look more manly...

[BlueRedWhite]

Why is that? Just curious

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

[kizanski]

Why is that? Just curious

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

Because they're guitars made of wood. They're not women.

Applying feminine pronouns like "she" and "her" to inanimate objects like guitars and cars implies that the speaker can not tell the difference and is a sure fire way to spot someone that is in dire need of getting laid.

[veatch]

Why is that? Just curious

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

Because they're guitars made of wood. They're not women.

Applying feminine pronouns like "she" and "her" to inanimate objects like guitars and cars implies that the speaker can not tell the difference and is a sure fire way to spot someone that is in dire need of getting laid.

+1

[Teh]

Because they're guitars made of wood. They're not women.

Applying feminine pronouns like "she" and "her" to inanimate objects like guitars and cars implies that the speaker can not tell the difference and is a sure fire way to spot someone that is in dire need of getting laid.

I've always seen it as a term of endearment, as in: "Yeah, she is a beauty - The only 1954 Corvette you'll see in red. All original. Not much under the hood, but she's real easy on the eyes."

I like cars. I also like women. I have both, and can tell the difference (Cars don't shave their undercarriage). They also do it with ships (call 'em ladies, that is...), and have for hundreds of years. However, sailors tend to fall into your sexual deprivation category, so I won't push this example...

[gkelm]

I didn't know such plain-jane Floyd Hamers existed (I'm rather sheltered)...I think I want one now. As long as she plays like butter.

Been a while since i had a locking whammy guitar, maybe it's time.

Greg

[atquinn]

I didn't know such plain-jane Floyd Hamers existed (I'm rather sheltered)...I think I want one now. As long as she plays like butter.

Been a while since i had a locking whammy guitar, maybe it's time.

Greg

Keep looking. That ones' $300-$400 overpriced. Hell, if you wait a few weeks, I'll be selling one of my Diablos

-Austin

[kizanski]

As long as she plays like butter.

Wow...two in one sentence.

[gkelm]

I didn't know such plain-jane Floyd Hamers existed (I'm rather sheltered)...I think I want one now. As long as she plays like butter.

Been a while since i had a locking whammy guitar, maybe it's time.

Greg

Keep looking. That ones' $300-$400 overpriced. Hell, if you wait a few weeks, I'll be selling one of my Diablos

-Austin

Yes, thanks. For the right money, seems like a nice little ride. I'll keep an eye out.

THE BEST MAHOGANY IN THE BUTTER WORLD.

[dboy66]

Because they're guitars made of wood. They're not women.

Applying feminine pronouns like "she" and "her" to inanimate objects like guitars and cars implies that the speaker can not tell the difference and is a sure fire way to spot someone that is in dire need of getting laid.

I've always seen it as a term of endearment, as in: "Yeah, she is a beauty - The only 1954 Corvette you'll see in red. All original. Not much under the hood, but she's real easy on the eyes."

I like cars. I also like women. I have both, and can tell the difference (Cars don't shave their undercarriage). They also do it with ships (call 'em ladies, that is...), and have for hundreds of years. However, sailors tend to fall into your sexual deprivation category, so I won't push this example...

+1

[HamerHokie]

As long as she plays like butter.

Wow...two in one sentence.

R. Lee Ermey: "What is your gun's name, Private Gomer Pyle?"

Vincent D'Onofrio: "The private's gun is named Charlene, Sir!"

[zorrow]

Nothing gives me douche chills like when a guy refers to a guitar as "she" and "her."

SHE seems to be back!