That would be a great, “Outer Limits”, episode. Suicidal guitarists (who can’t quite pull the trigger) purchase poorly-made gig bags knowing they’ll have but a year to live.
SuperDs have a specific sound, very cutting and powerful. I had Brawer install rough-cast A5s in a set and installed them in my Dean V.
Purchased an anniversary JB/Jazz set to install in my Fernandes MSV, but the Pariah T-Tops sound too good in there, a perfect match.
I still have my Keeley Dark Side pedal. I break it out every once in a while (with a Strat). Lots of sounds to be had, but I prefer the Warm Audio Jet Phaser with a delay to get all 3 sounds at once.