tomteriffic Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 Loves me some Explorer/Standards. But this really does look like a "cleaning out the parts bin" special.
tomteriffic Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 On 12/29/2021 at 2:22 PM, kizanski said: $1800 before sales tax for a miniature, vanilla, swamp ash Explorer? A guitar which answers a question nobody asked. Something is getting smashed against a rock - either the guitar or the seller. Possibly both. 🤣
kizanski Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 Just dropping some much needed truth. That guitar looks like a bag of shit. But at least it's expensive!
cmatthes Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 11:35 AM, Ed Rechts said: "You know what'd be cool? A guitar the size and color of a DIY skate board deck circa 1975" That's what I think of anytime I see this one. Pretty sure that there's grip tape pulling up on the back...
tomteriffic Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 What we have here... Is the Pontiac Aztek of guitars.
kizanski Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, cmatthes said: WTF even is that?
crunchee Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 On 12/29/2021 at 11:01 PM, topekatj said: Buncha dang ash hayters! Made in Nashville, no less. I can only imagine the nice Tele this wood coulda made instead of this thing.
Travis Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 10 minutes ago, kizanski said: WTF even is that? That the fuck is the Jason Becker “numbers” guitar signed by a bunch of other dudes….
kizanski Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 9 minutes ago, Travis said: That the fuck is the Jason Becker “numbers” guitar signed by a bunch of other dudes…. Autographed guitar.... Loser.
kizanski Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Ed Rechts said: We can't really mock it for that purpose. You make these claims as if we don't know you. If there's anyone who can mock anyone for any reason, it's the inimitable @Ed Rechts Anyway, if all of these shredders wanted to drum up dough for Becker, why didn't they just donate the money? Autographs on guitars... Autographs on anything... So pointless.
specialk Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, kizanski said: Autographs on guitars... Autographs on anything... So pointless. Autographs on checks are okey-dokey with me. 😄
kizanski Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, specialk said: Autographs on checks are okey-dokey with me. 😄 ok - yes. The exception that proves the rule.
kizanski Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ed Rechts said: This just happened less than a year ago. https://production.blabbermouth.net/news/worlds-greatest-guitar-players-come-together-to-raise-money-for-jason-becker/ So, 45+ players couldn't raise more than $13K? Seems to me any 50 people on the street could pool more than that together if they wanted to. The guys on that list had more than that in their couch cushions. But you see, if I sign my name on the guitar then aome fan will give HIS mon, and I don't have to give anything. Or maybe they don't particularly like Jason Becker.
Stike Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 On 12/30/2021 at 11:07 AM, kizanski said: Honestly, at what group of musicians is this guitar targeted? An ash Explorer. "I want a guitar with gorgeous wood grain, no stain so that it is as plain as possible, but I want it shaped like a fucking lightning bolt so I can stab my bass player in the eye." Yeah. That guy. Mod it to brass hardware everything and sell it to a Moonstone Guitars fan.
kizanski Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Stike said: Mod it to brass hardware everything and sell it to a Moonstone Guitars fan. Could only be worse if they were potato-shaped.
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