That was a helluva ramble, so much so that I don't know if this comment even applies, but working at Guitar Center in the early '90s turned me off to Gibson forever. Should have done the same for Fender, but I have two Strats that I absolutely love. The crap we got from those two companies was, if I'm being polite, off-putting. And on the Harley tip, my wife and I went on a cruise years ago and met another couple who had Harley EVERYTHING: hats, shirts, shoes, flipflops, swim trucks, towels, wallets, sunglasses, lanyards for those sunglasses, you name it. A marketer's wet dream, those two were (actually, if I recall correctly, the wife could have been anyone's wet dream).