Educate me on rabbits. Got a weird question.

[zorrow]

My daughter owns two dwarf rabbits, one male and one female. The female got pregnant and we put them apart, in different cages, because we were told the male could kill his offspring.

The female gave birth to three little rabbits, but now comes the weird thing:

After two months, the female gave birth again, to another set of three rabbits! As far as we remember, the male and the female never were put back together again. In addition, the three rabbits were females, so... how the hell did she get pregnant again? Or is it they "store" fertilized ovules until it's time to give birth again?

[coolfeel]

Hmmm, Immaculate Rabbit conception?

[G Man]

Hmmm, Immaculate Rabbit conception?

That's it! He's got the Jesus Rabbit's! If I were you, I'd take them on a tour of mega-churches in middle-'merica and the people will throw money at you.

[zorrow]

LOL!

Now I think about it, the new three ones could indeed form the rabbit holy trinity.

But before going on tour with them, I'll wait to see if they make any miracle. So far they just eat and shit.

[G Man]

LOL!

Now I think about it, the new three ones could indeed form the rabbit holy trinity.

But before going on tour with them, I'll wait to see if they make any miracle. So far they just eat and shit.

Not so different than most false prophets, I would guess.

[hamerhead]

But before going on tour with them, I'll wait to see if they make any miracle.

So, no pancakes on their heads yet, huh?

Dammit.

[coolfeel]

So far they just eat and shit.

Guess that is better than eating shit...

[crunchee]

So far they just eat and shit.

Guess that is better than eating shit...

If you want a pet that does that, get a dog.

[zorrow]

Still, nobody seems to know how the female rabbit got pregnant the second time, without being with the male in the same cage.

However, I must say she's white and black, and the male is brown. The new little rabbits are half brown and half white. To me, somehow he managed to do it, even if we don't see how.

Unless Holy rabbit angel was brown too?

[BlueRedWhite]

Still, nobody seems to know how the female rabbit got pregnant the second time, without being with the male in the same cage.

However, I must say she's white and black, and the male is brown. The new little rabbits are half brown and half white. To me, somehow he managed to do it, even if we don't see how.

Unless Holy rabbit angel was brown too?

Well. you now live in a house of sin...

Looks like one of the babies might be the father of the new babies...incest!!!

Take a look at this article

[veatch]

Bunny pregnancies last about a month, so, yeah, if they've been separated for two months, he snuck in there somehow...

[zorrow]

Still, nobody seems to know how the female rabbit got pregnant the second time, without being with the male in the same cage.

However, I must say she's white and black, and the male is brown. The new little rabbits are half brown and half white. To me, somehow he managed to do it, even if we don't see how.

Unless Holy rabbit angel was brown too?

Well. you now live in a house of sin...

Looks like one of the babies might be the father of the new babies...incest!!!

Take a look at this article

All the babies in the first set were females.

[humfree]

Everything you ever wanted to know about rabbits from people who REALLY like rabbits.. could very well be the Hamer of Rabbit Forums.. kid safe and a great resource if they want to learn all there is to know about their pets.

http://www.binkybunny.com/FORUM/tabid/54/aff/2/Default.aspx

Sounds like maybe your kids thought they looked lonely being apart.. and it literally takes a second.

[RichF]

It was Sooty!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1048327.stm

[kizanski]

Sounds like maybe your kids thought they looked lonely being apart.. and it literally takes a second.

No real mystery here.

This is the only possibility.

[crunchee]

It was Sooty!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1048327.stm

Izzy whizzy, lets get busy! Oops, wrong Sooty...

[robbie]

I can attest to the whole male rabbits killing the babies thing... a few years ago, in my backyard there was considerable carnage. My young daughter was the first to discover it. It was quite a life lesson there... queue the "circle of life" music... but, ick!!

[Studio Custom]

We had two rabbits. We were told they were both female. Next thing you know we had eight rabbits. Separated the rabbits by sex, but the males tunneled under ground to the females. By the time we discovered the problem we had thirty rabbits.

[Ting Ho Dung]

We had two rabbits. We were told they were both female. Next thing you know we had eight rabbits. Separated the rabbits by sex, but the males tunneled under ground to the females. By the time we discovered the problem we had thirty rabbits.

Sounds like they breed like fucking white trash.

[zorrow]

They are preys in the wild, so they spend a lot of time fucking like crazy. That's how they guarantee their survival as a specie. BTW, never heard the expression "they fuck like rabbits"?

[kizanski]

BTW, never heard the expression "they fuck like rabbits"?

No, how does that one go?

[hamerhead]

Very quickly. Then fall off.

[Ting Ho Dung]

They are preys in the wild, so they spend a lot of time fucking like crazy. That's how they guarantee their survival as a specie. BTW, never heard the expression "they fuck like rabbits"?

I can't tell if you're talking about white trash or rabbits.

[zorrow]

BTW, never heard the expression "they fuck like rabbits"?

No, how does that one go?

Just very very frequently.

Very quickly. Then fall off.

That's true! That's how they really do! But must also mention that rabbit dude does it many many times, one after another... and to many dudettes!