Jack C

What - is this formerly owned by Vivian Campbell or something?

I sent you a PM, Steve. I definitely don't know anything about knifes except how to spread peanut butter. No patent work here, although I know people who do it. Shoot me an email at work if you want me to put you in touch with someone.

Hey Steve - I've got a hot sauce question. How long will that stuff last? I've got one big bottle that I almost used up. There's another unopened bottle I was saving for Rockola Steve but I've decided to keep for myself (sorry Rock). If it has not been opened, how long will it last? Does this stuff need to be refrigerated?

MCC may have written that, as far as we know.

The towel. Damn. It may have been the funniest gag I've seen on this board. It still makes me bust out laughing.

I learned a long time ago not to read any messages posted by Rechts when I'm on business calls. Today I forgot that rule and had to try to explain why I was laughing at really inappropriate times.

You gotta vote for Rechts. But the funniest HFC comment I've read in a while: "no way she could kill a bear "

........ Jack, you're killing me! Can I be in a band with you guys? Well,............. we don't ordinarily let strangers up on stage with us. But if you'll tune to A440 and don't screw up the lyrics..... then, maybe. Ah, but I'm not a stranger, and 440/remembering stuff is still (just) within my grasp. It won't work without a bass player.

Please tell me Austin is getting banned this time. How many good people does he have to scare away before the mods realize he's a bad seed?

Damn it. I want a real Waterloo speech. Remeber the lessons I taught you...

Dude - are those pick scratches? If so, your aim sucks!

I think I've only heard one song and it was a fairly cheesy ballad - something like "love is on the way." Was that a bad representation of the band?

Classy guitars don't have Floyds. Just trying to stir some shit up with MCC.

Lou's second best post ever.

That new Studio just has too much chrome in the middle. Reminds me of this:

It's the brick house shot.

I have seen and heard of this exact thing happening. Putting a vintage switch tip and pickup rings on a reissue. What kind of idiotic horeshit is that? Replacing the new plastic pieces with old plastic pieces for some mojo-factor is beyond stupid.

I thought it was going to be the pickguarded pre-Junior that was banished to Europe.

Ernie is good peeps.

He does remind me of a certain spider. But with better spelling and grammar skills.

If you aren't using it as a tapped bucker, are you sure the two leads that are supposed to be soldered together and taped off are really soldered together? I had a similar problem with a Duncan recently and those wires weren't really together. It caused only 1/2 the pup to work.

I've got Fralins in my Duotone. Stock in the bridge and 15% underwound in the neck. They sound fantastic, but anything would in that guitar. I've tried several brands of P90s and I've never noticed as much difference between them as between different types of humbuckers. Maybe that's just the nature of single coil pickups - that they let more of the natural guitar tone through. Or something. I don't know, I'm just a hack.

He deals porn, espresso and Cult tunes. To me, that makes him a renaissance man.

I've heard that the analog prostate exams are much warmer. Have a good one, El-Dave!