Jack C

Ernie is good peeps.

He does remind me of a certain spider. But with better spelling and grammar skills.

If you aren't using it as a tapped bucker, are you sure the two leads that are supposed to be soldered together and taped off are really soldered together? I had a similar problem with a Duncan recently and those wires weren't really together. It caused only 1/2 the pup to work.

I've got Fralins in my Duotone. Stock in the bridge and 15% underwound in the neck. They sound fantastic, but anything would in that guitar. I've tried several brands of P90s and I've never noticed as much difference between them as between different types of humbuckers. Maybe that's just the nature of single coil pickups - that they let more of the natural guitar tone through. Or something. I don't know, I'm just a hack.

He deals porn, espresso and Cult tunes. To me, that makes him a renaissance man.

I've heard that the analog prostate exams are much warmer. Have a good one, El-Dave!

He forgot to mention that the nudity was mostly Poe's ass. It's the classic bait and switch.

How would this guitar sound compared to a Hamer Slammer Special HB Sunburst with a YELLOW "Police line: Do not cross" strap, through a BLACK cable with a little bit of electrical tape spiraled at one end?

Could you please clarify whether this sale is for Eleanore or Pamela?

I smell it, Bil.

Dear HFC Forum: I never thought something like this would happen to me. She always seemed to be checking me out. Then one evening when I had to work late, I noticed that she was also in the office. She was wearing a lowcut blouse and fishnets...

I modded my Gotoh Cruise to add a push pull pot that switches the pickup wiring between series and parallel. The new option is very bassy and ballsy. Not really P-bass sounding, but very big. It's a nice option to have.

I think I once saw that blonde guy, Jeff Spicoli and Eric Stoltz take their shirts off at the All American Burger.

A Phat Cat is too bright (too much upper mids) for a Studio. At least that was my experience. I bet it would be perfect in an Artist Mahogany/Vanguard.

Pete Townshend. He wasn't pretty and his (lead) playing wasn't flashy, but he was the coolest to ever hold a guitar. Awesome player, writer, singer, rockstar... Great tone, too.

Heh. You've got a way with words, Tom.

Slightly off-topic, but I just learned that a Night Ranger album was released in the mid-90s with just Gillis, Keagy and some other bass-playing singer. That's only 2 of 5 original members for a band that has otherwise stayed in its original form. I wonder what it sounds like? Night Ranger as a 3 piece is a weird concept.

NHC

Yep. It's definitely cool and different but it doesn't particularly float my boat. Now THIS one I love:

I could use some Fralins. Anyone seen Lew?

It was Mother of Nutsack. Either way.... I still can't play that guitar right now because of that... hahahhahaha Other pickguards are MoTo. Yours is MoScro. I cringe whenever I see pictures of the pescrocaster. That pickguard is nasty.

Don't forget the things I taught you...

Where to start: Phoenix for the hot sauce and hospitality and everything else Rockola for computer repairs (I’m still saving that other bottle of hot sauce for you) Serial for business referrals Silentman for transportation through CT

He's fast and has flawless technique, but where's the feeling - the emotion - the melody? (just screwin with ya )

SATF. A newbie once asked what those letters stand for and some HFCer (I don't recall who) crudely replied that it stands for "some A-hole tried to F me." Now whenever I see the name of that guitar, that phrase involuntarily pops into my head. Just thought I'd share that with you.