The funniest guys ever in the HFC are...

[MTM105]

I'm not very popular. Politically incorrect.

Just an idiot.

I would like to get my bouncing jugs an honorable mention....watch then and listen to Beastie Boys "No Sleep till Brooklyn"

[darc]

I would like to get my bouncing jugs an honorable mention....watch then and listen to Beastie Boys "No Sleep till Brooklyn"

You can't vote for yourself. Very unfunny.

[MCChris]

I think we need a recount. There's a new sheriff in town:

http://www.hamerfanclub.com/forums/index.p...ndpost&p=117459

[pesocaster]

But Peso gets a nod for his story about hamburger-induced gastric distress.

Ah thanks Mike......... I still shudder thinking about that night..... and the poor sob that was next in line for the can..... hahahaha

[Jorge]

Damn, I made the list?

Yes Sir, not Recht´s kind of humor that's all, maybe you're British? Chears!

[Brooks]

rhects was so funny before his falling out w/ greg that he gets my vote (even tho nowadays he is not funny, just bitter ).

[blackfbiv]

My main man, galeJT.

'Nuff said...

Dion

[JohnnyB]

Ed, in his anti-Joe/anti-AnDy days was tops.

Ohh, yeah.

Remember when Ed referred to AnDy as PanZy?

Back then I was looking for Hamers on eBay and came across one where the seller's name was "Panzyizadoosh".

[BCR Greg]

Rechts, in the old days. Nobody has made me laugh out loud as many times as he did.

[Rechts]

We used to have some good times here, that's for sure.

I wish I still had all those Photoshops I did...I literally learned that tool just to make fun of pAnZy and Spidey.

Brooks, I assure you I am not bitter. I dig your pedalboard, by the way.

I was cleaning out my email a few weeks back and found this gem from the past:

Panzy

Alf stole my haircut

And I didn’t get a dime

So I hijacked Mister Peabody

To take me back in time

1983, that’s where I want to go

Back to the days of John Hughes movies

And Nancy Reagan

“Just Say No”

Back to the glory days of Hamer

Like the ones played by Brad Gillis

When Arnold Drummond shouted out

“Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?”

Chorus:

Panzy

Panzeeeeeeee

Sherman tell your nerd dog take us back to ‘83

Panzy

Panzeeeeeeee

I need shelter from the bitchslap Ed Rechts is giving me

Peter Fung outbid me

So I whined and called him greedy

I threw a temper tantrum

Just like that girl, Ally Sheedy

Play some 80s music

And I’ll get up to dance

Dressed in my Members Only jacket

And some parachute pants

Chorus

If you give me greif

or disagree with me

I'll take the letters of your screen name

and rhyme it with "poo poo" and "pee pee"

If you made an 80s sandwich

I would be the ham

Pressed between George Michael

And that other guy from Wham!

Chorus, repeat add naseum, insert obligatory whammy bar outro

[Lockbody]

That's great stuff, mang.

Good times can still be had.

[Stike]

Gotta vote for E.R. as well. I've used a few of his metaphors in the past. Got to meet the legend very briefly at NAMM this year but unfortunately due to jet lag and a cheap hotel nowhere near the Hilton ( and that I insisted on eating at Roscoe's down in Long Beach every night ) I missed my chance for an evening of drinks and lies with that freak.

[formula73]

Gotta vote for E.R. as well. I've used a few of his metaphors in the past. Got to meet the legend very briefly at NAMM this year but unfortunately due to jet lag and a cheap hotel nowhere near the Hilton ( and that I insisted on eating at Roscoe's down in Long Beach every night ) I missed my chance for an evening of drinks and lies with that freak.

The myth, the man, the legend himself was at NAMM this year?! I knew I shoulda hung out with the Hamer guys some more. Next year, I won't be making such a mistake again. Only ONE day with the drunken folks over at Dean!

[cmatthes]

That was too freakin' funny! I'd LOVE to hear that recorded...

I've also used a few of Stike's witticisms ("Kicks more ass than a cross-eyed Rockette", etc.)

[Rechts]

JohnnyB, I established that fake account when I made that photoshop of the missing "wing" that some 'tard had sawed off his Mahogany Standard and was selling on eBay. If I recall, cmatthes won the fake auction, and we left each other silly feedback.

I don't know if any of you guys remember that....

I was going to start putting up ridiculous items on there under the rock and roll memorabilia category, stuff like the remaining sandwich that killed Mama Cass (with COA), and Elvis' mom's bowling ball (I stenciled "Gladys" onto a pic of a a beatup old ball)...but as I so often do, I flaked.

If anybody has any of my old photoshops, I'd love to see them again. I think Kiz probably has a bunch, but I doubt he is in the mood to do me any favors.

BTW, I'd nominate Kiz as funniest HFCer, myself.

Here's a p-shop I did when me and Stike were messing around with Greg:

[BCR Greg]

I would love that guitar.

[Scottcrud]

I would say Alpep AND Kizanski are funnier than anyone listed on the poll. I've laughed more from those guys than all the rest of you guys put together. Kurtstuff pretty funny too, but in a different way

[cmatthes]

That was the most resonant sawed-off triangle of mahogany I've ever heard. Played. Uh, struck with a mallet...

[Dasein]

It's actually me, but you sons of bitches haven't bothered to figure that out yet ---that plus I've been pretty busy. You've until the next poll to get it right.

[Turdus]

Rechts -- If you did not check in on this thread, I was afraid I may have to post this, LOL!

[MCChris]

I wish I still had all those Photoshops I did...

So you're saying that pAnZy/ALF comparison is gone? If so, that's a tragedy.

[HamerHokie]

I wish I still had all those Photoshops I did...

So you're saying that pAnZy/ALF comparison is gone? If so, that's a tragedy.

When it came to photoshopping, Ed truly had flawless technique.

[Rechts]

I wish I still had all those Photoshops I did...

So you're saying that pAnZy/ALF comparison is gone? If so, that's a tragedy.

Found it.

[Rechts]

Memories....

[Rechts]

Like the corners of my mind...