WTB - Guitar

[BadgerDave]

I want to buy a guitar. I'm not too particular about brands, except I don't want any Gibson with quality control problems, anything "pre-Fender" or any brand made by Ed Roman, the bastard.

Critical, must have features:

• Must play like buttah
  
• Must must have a sexy name, or, at minimum, be referrred to as "she".
  
• Must have mojo, preferably a lot
  
• It should be your best guitar - one you love, but feel guilty about playing because it's too pretty
  
• Condition must be "mint for its age"
  
• Must be "vintage", "collectable", "one of a kind", or, better yet, "sure to increase in value"
  

I could only find a few hundred of these on eBay, so I'm expanding my search.

[peedenmark7]

have you considered gbase ?

there will be at least a few hundred more guitars to weed through.

if not, maybe I can set you up with an eko ?

[Jimbilly]

would you also consider one with custom upgrades?

[cmatthes]

Any interest in a "Rare" T-51?

[SteveB]

how bout "Pre-Lawsuit"?

[Jimbilly]

or possible lawsuit?

[SirDouglas]

or a Westbury nice thin (across) neck but fat (height) not alto of people knew about these in the 80s

Randy

[serial]

You obviously have no idea what a decent guitar is.

It has to have a cool "vibe".

[peedenmark7]

chris youre killing me !!!

though I prefer my t-51's "medium rare"

[pesocaster]

don't forget it's "Mint condition Relic vibe".....

[kurtsstuff]

I scooped up 500 Estiban's as I'm sure in 20 years or so......hehe

[Rocktuna]

I really hate to part with this but...........

Has the mojo!!

All original except changed pups, tuners, bridge and a refin

[guitfiddler]

http://www.fender.com/products/search.php?partno=0119700800

[ArnieZ]

http://www.fender.com/products/search.php?partno=0119700800

I played one of those, it's actually quite a nice Strat, but I found myself mumbling and making faces

ArnieZ

[thecajunboy]

Must play like buttah

See, this is where ya fucked up. You gotta look for one that "practically plays itself" and "is guaranteed to get you laid".

[JohnnyB]

What, no tone to die for? No sustain for days?

[Caddie]

hey wait a second. i just posted one right here on our very own board that meets most of your criteria. a Mirage II

no, I'm not kidding.

noonan

[kurtsstuff]

Or my favorite...."the one (insert guitar hero's name here) played on the super hero's tour......then reading further along ...."just like it"

[BLuesBuster]

I only have collectables

[belgian]

Just want to give her a good home !