MrGuitarguy Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 You may choose one: Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is the best ever. The best sounding Hamer's eight 8.1lbs. Only red guitars are cool. My dog's bigger than your dog.
thecajunboy Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 My dog's bigger than your dog. What if everybody's dog is named Dick?
Stike Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 You may choose one:Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is the best ever. The best sounding Hamer's eight 8.1lbs. Only red guitars are cool. My dog's bigger than your dog. Baskin Robbin's mint chocolate chip I don't wiegh guitars My dog's dead
Jack C Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 You may choose one:Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is the best ever. The best sounding Hamer's eight 8.1lbs. Only red guitars are cool. My dog's bigger than your dog. Peanut Butter Cup ice cream rules. Sammy Hagar ruined red guitars. My dog is incontinent and does not have a tail.
tomteriffic Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Edy's Grand Double Chocolate BrownieAnything but the old '59 Burst and it's gotta be 7.998376 lbs.My Dog Has Fleas
bruce919 Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 are you a Elvis person or a Beatles person?Republicans SUCK & Democats BLOW (or vice-versa)
Guest galejt Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Where's Wilbur or whatever that a**hole's name in the red stocking cap is, oh wait.....I KNOW his name... What else? Saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan first time. That's right, I'm old. Bite me! Took the White Albumin to make me a fan. Vintage Orange is THE color for mahogany. Ask Kizmodo. Sorry to hear about your dog, Stike. You could get a bunny. I hear they can be trained to use a litter box. Moose Tracks Chocolate Ice Cream RULZ!
copper blue Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 B&J's "Everything but the..." rules the ice cream roost...get a clue people!!
Tres Aardvarks Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Totally disagree. Glacier Ice Cream (loca Boulder shop) has the BEST ice cream I've had in the states. their chocolate hazelnut ice cream OR gelato is simply mana from heaven.For similar effect, go to the gelato shop on La Rambla in downtown Girona (Catalunya) and get the Mora Berry Gelato...oh......my.....god.Ben and Jerry's best flavor is their Very Berry Graham (or whatever it was called). Strawberry cheesecake with graham crust chunks..oh yeah!
wyldbil Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is the best ever.ANY B&J's is the best ice cream ever!The best sounding Hamer's eight 8.1lbs.Hmm... Never weighed a guitar in my life!Only red guitars are cool.WRONG. Black ones are equally cool!My dog's bigger than your dog.Your dog would be about two good bites for my CAT!
JohnnyB Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 What if everybody's dog is named Dick? Then I'd have to say I have no Dick in this fight.
blackfbiv Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Your dog would be about two good bites for my CAT! Wyldbil doesn't realize that cats are 'snakes with legs' (and fur). Pure...or izzat purr ?...evil... (3 snats in my house btw, so I'm experienced) Ask me about Yak-cat (AKA Linda Blair or Satani-cat) sometime... Dion
Guest galejt Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Dion.Tell us about Yak-cat (AKA Linda Blair or Satani-cat).Jim
KeyOfZ Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 My dog's bigger than your dog. What if everybody's dog is named Dick? Then vets everywhere whould just be operating/curing dicks. Millions of people would have to admit to petting their dicks. When their pets died, they put their dicks in the ground (or burn them) On the whole...Dicks would hate pussies. I would have a sign in my yard "Beware of Dick" Ok I'll stop now
Ryan07 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Ben and Jerry's best flavor is their Very Berry Graham (or whatever it was called). Strawberry cheesecake with graham crust chunks..oh yeah!Mmmm, Strawberry Cheescake is good! But, it's been proven that their best flavor was S.N.A.F.U. Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up. It was so good I bought a whole case.And yes, Sammy Hager most definitely ruined it for red guitars... prick.
Buzzy Fretts Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 What if everybody's dog is named Dick? You mean they're not?
MrGuitarguy Posted September 21, 2005 Author Posted September 21, 2005 HAHAHA!!! Now this whole thing is funny! And a hell of a lot more fun than that other post!BTW, looks like the B&J's Peanut Butter Cup is winning!!!!
belikerick Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 You may choose one:Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is the best ever. The best sounding Hamer's eight 8.1lbs. Only red guitars are cool. My dog's bigger than your dog. The best Ben & Jerry's flavor is Cherry Garcia! But, I'd have to say that the best ice cream I've ever had is either Tres Ardvaark's fave Glacier Ice Cream in Boulder, CO or Robin Rose Ice Cream in Santa Monica (probably isn't there anymore). Only Red SPARKLE guitars are the coolest!
Hamerica Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Ben & Jerry's makes ice cream? Anything by Swensen's or now defunct Larry's Ice Cream from Florida. Before Ben dated Jerry, Steve's Homemade Ice Cream. The recipes for that stuff will spank anyones bottom. The best sounding Hamer I have played is a tie. A Korina Vee that I am sure is less than 6 pounds and another guitar that probably weighs above 8.Red head Hamers are pretty cool. My kids dog weighs 85 pounds. But has a yellow streak 10 miles wide. He is afraid of his own name.
442w30 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Pink is cooler than red and lighter too, so I say 7.8 lbs (cause it's pink and not red)Dogs named Dick are OK, but how 'bout Armando? I always wanted a dog named Armando Garcia III.Favorite Ice Cream has to be Peanut Butter and Chocolate with Fudge Chunks.I don't care who makes it, but it should be called 'Elephant Turd Apocolypse'. That should reel em in!
killerteddybear Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 QUOTE (thecajunboy @ Sep 20 2005, 10:56 AM) What if everybody's dog is named Dick? ... you'd have to license your dick with the city... you'd be required to keep your dick on a leash when you're out walking it...... your dick would crap on your favorite slippers...... you could go to your vet to have your dick put down...... but you couldn't teach an old dick new tricks...By the way, my dog weighs 10 pounds and my bass is bigger than your guitar!
savethematches Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 My dog's bigger than your dog. What if everybody's dog is named Dick? Then vets everywhere whould just be operating/curing dicks. Millions of people would have to admit to petting their dicks. When their pets died, they put their dicks in the ground (or burn them) On the whole...Dicks would hate pussies. I would have a sign in my yard "Beware of Dick" Ok I'll stop now Every man could admit that his dick is his best friend. Even better, every man's wife could admit that his dick is her best friend too!
JohnnyB Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Then vets everywhere whould just be operating/curing dicks.Or maybe,If your dog got sick, you take him to the urologist.
JohnnyB Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Every man could admit that his dick is his best friend. Even better, every man's wife could admit that his dick is her best friend too! We'd have the dick days of summer. We'd be advised to let sleeping dicks lie (boo). We'd all look forward to a dick day afternoon. The tail would wag the dick (now the saying makes more sense). After a hard day of work we'd come home "dick tired" (and not just Junkee or MCChris) And if your feet are sore, your dicks are barkin'.
SteveB Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 On the whole...Dicks would hate pussies. somehow, I feel the need to quote this from "Team America, World Police""See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! "
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