cspot Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 To all my fellow great white north hfcers! Feel free to hoist a wobbly pop or two everyone else!
princeofdarkness56 Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Any of you from the great white north near a town called Lindsay ? That's where my mother's side of the family came from. Use to go up there as a kid every year for about a week. Have some relations in Fenlon Falls to, just a little bit up the road from Lindsy.
dgstandard Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 it is looking to be a great day weather-wise here - bonus! Oh, it's time for a beer!!
blackfbiv Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 And to my northern brethren as well.. HCD from me here in Edmonton, Alberta. Even though I'm working. Being in trucking we decided to work today and take Friday off... we have a buncha trucks unloading a drilling rig in Coushatta, LA today so... And since the USA will basically shut down for Independence Day around noon tomorrow... Might as well stay home Friday...
Brownsound Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois.
sw686blue Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Normally, I would agree with you, but considering zorrow, BlueRedWhite and I are Kweebeckers...
blackfbiv Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Normally, I would agree with you, but considering zorrow, BlueRedWhite and I are Kweebeckers... And they're not a pussy bunch either... I can tell...
sw686blue Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Normally, I would agree with you, but considering zorrow, BlueRedWhite and I are Kweebeckers... And they're not a pussy bunch either... I can tell... Damn straight!
BubbaVO Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Normally, I would agree with you, but considering zorrow, BlueRedWhite and I are Kweebeckers... And they're not a pussy bunch either... I can tell... Hey Hosers, all the best to you !
zorrow Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Just wish you the chosen quebecker wasn't George St-Pierre. Happy Canada Day to everyone!
Brownsound Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Yes Happy Canada Day...everybody should go out and beat the crap out of a Québécois. Lol! I thought since Hockey was a religion up there it would be like a love tap.
specialk Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Happy Canada Day to all my friends in Moosejaw, Saskatchewan!
cloakerz Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 it would have been a great canada day BUT had to work welding up stainless steel dishwasher exhaust for a keg in vancouver. Way too busy at work but better than no work!
Jack C Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 So the first day of NHL free agency is also Canada Day, huh? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
BlueRedWhite Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 Very a propos and just for laughing Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo... Now that Vancouver will host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not the following questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke, but the questions were really asked! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England ) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? ( Sweden ) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? ( England ) A: What, did your last slave die? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? ( USA ) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe... Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? ( USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? ( England ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? ( Germany ) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy ) A: Yes, gay nightclubs... Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? ( USA ) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
BubbaVO Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.I don't know what you are talking about...or as y'all say it: eh-bewt.
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