mattb Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 That Katie Holmes pic made me lose it! WTF is that schmutz on her face? Little demon fuckin Tom Cruise spunk?
BubbaVO Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 OK. You made me do this ... May these images haunt you late at night, when your wife has turned you down for the third night in a row and you're desperate to unload. This stuff is Viagra proof. Eva Longoria? Hot or not hot? http://teamsugar.com/group/273571/blog/274638 Catherine Zeta Jones? http://teamsugar.com/group/273571/blog/274623 Jennifer Aniston? http://teamsugar.com/group/273571/blog/278529 Christina Applegate? http://teamsugar.com/group/273571/blog/406186 Katie Holmes? Well...not hot...ever....but I'm making a point. http://teamsugar.com/group/273571/blog/386569 No one looks as bad (or as good) as photos purposely taken to make them look as such. Christina Applegate running? C'mon. NO ONE looks good when they're running (not if they're doing it right). But anyway, to sum up: Eva Longoria: Hot! Catherine Zeta Jones: HOT! Jennifer Aniston: Very Hot! Christina Applegate: HOTT! (*Smak-style). Katie Holmes: TSSS---HOT! Joan Jett: NOT NOT NOT! Not now, not ever. NO NO NO! All the above except Katie are hot. (+1 on Christina Applegate smack hot) And we've got the dolled up pics to prove it. I just watched Batman Beyond and KH's every line is delivered outside the corner of her mouth. Is she a stroke victim? Yuck. Seems to me that given the right photographer/lighting/make up even Joan could be hot - for Kizanski hot she'd need a bigger pair of mammaries. Still has the right attitude, though. Joan Jett without her make-up... Role him over, and let's see him in a thong. Damn, I would have sworn that was your Momma. If she brays like a donkey we know it's her.
BubbaVO Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 Run Joan! As fast as you can, run! Dress her up. A little make-up... The Cougar on the right is particularly fetching:
Matt Mattson Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Joan Jett without her make-up... Sakes alive, give some kind of warning before posting a pic like that! Scared the BeJesus out of me. I had to go take an extra heart pill.
MTM105 Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Batboy pic is the COLDEST symmetry I've seen in my life.....and now Keith Richards???? ROTFL!!!!! What's next? Marty Feldman?
Brooks Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 and now Keith Richards???? ROTFL!!!!! What's next? Marty Feldman?
BubbaVO Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 Damn. That one on the right needs to floss to get rid of that gingivitis.
Steve Haynie Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Caption time!For the price of a happy meal you can get access to pictures of better looking women than this!
Guest pirateflynn Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 I like a girl with more meat on her bones. But, do you guys really think Joan Jett is THAT bad? Her look and attitude go well with her style of music and afterall ...... she is 48 years old. I give her props for being athletic (although a little too skinny) and NOT getting a boob job, plus, going at rock n roll for over 30 years. I think she's cool looking. Here's a better recent pic. She and Lita in The Runaways ............ come on! Not to mention without Joan Jett there would be no Leather Tuscadero. lol
Disturber Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Caption time! "Yeah, right now we are going to play a cover of Iron Maiden´s "Women in Uniform! Watch out, muthas!"
serial Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Not to mention without Joan Jett there would be no Leather Tuscadero. lol That was Suzi Quatro.
kizanski Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 ...I give her props for being athletic (although a little too skinny) and NOT getting a boob job...Actually, I take points away for that.Tits would have gone a long way with that mug of hers.Not to mention without Joan Jett there would be no Leather Tuscadero. lolI was more hot for Pinky Tuscadero.Roz Kelly RULED!
BubbaVO Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 Don't care. She's a cougar par excellance. Tight bod. Tons of attitude. Looks good to me.Here's some more of your "hotties" without the make up: http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/200...without-makeup/HEre's some digital enhancing of Keira: http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/200...obs-uk-and-usa/hey...whas' that on Joan's pickguard? Two girls holdin' hands? Is she a lesbian. No. Noway. Really? Noway. It's just an image thing. Sheez. Next you'll tell me Rob Halford is gay.
El Kabong Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 Not to mention without Joan Jett there would be no Leather Tuscadero. lol That was Suzi Quatro. I always thought people would more widely recognised her as Pinky Tuscaderro, or the Fonz's girlfriend.
Steve Haynie Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 hey...whas' that on Joan's pickguard? Two girls holdin' hands? Is she a lesbian. No. Noway. Really? Noway. It's just an image thing. I think she goes both ways. You might get lucky.
Bruiser Brody Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 This Sgt. Pekkerhead pic is crackin' me up!!! Thighlord does it again!!!!
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