kizanski Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 "The thing is , I AM a woman musician..."The thing is, you are NEITHER.
Guest Meshuggah Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 Why does that upper bear so remind of unkaGreg...?
Steve Haynie Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 Joan Jett kicks 100% ass. She is the Real Rock And Roll Deal. She's a thousand times hotter than some vapid LA blonde silcone dime a dozen airbrush strip mall tart that's got nothing going on but a $15,000 nose job. If she were into dudes, I'd be all over that in a minute. She's not, and that's fantastic.Think carefully about that. If you had a chance to nail the "perfected" chick or Joan Jett, which one would you choose on the spot? 22 and flawless looking or 48 and tougher than you?
Armitage Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I never got the big deal of Joan either. She was cool in the Runaways because she was a really young chick guitar player. She hasn't done anything that impressed me though. If she was a guy guitarist/singer/songwritter she'd be unemployed, IMHO anyways. And I kind'a like the slender small titty look.
ceeb Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I knew I saw that letter before.SNOPES SEZ.....BSI thought it was a little crudely written, even for Joan Jett.
JohnnyThunders Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 Joan Jett kicks 100% ass. She is the Real Rock And Roll Deal. She's a thousand times hotter than some vapid LA blonde silcone dime a dozen airbrush strip mall tart that's got nothing going on but a $15,000 nose job. If she were into dudes, I'd be all over that in a minute. She's not, and that's fantastic.Think carefully about that. If you had a chance to nail the "perfected" chick or Joan Jett, which one would you choose on the spot? 22 and flawless looking or 48 and tougher than you?I would take her over any 22 year old bimbo in a second if she wasn't gay. Like the small hard-ass girls they are way more fun than the "pretty" girls worrying about their hair, shoes, etc. Plus you could actually talk about something with her as afterwards othe than what kind of cute shoes the 22 year old just bought.
MCChris Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I would take her over any 22 year old bimbo in a second if she wasn't gay.I'd take her and a 22-year-old bimbo in a gay liaison played out right in front of me as I sat back in a comfortable chair and watched, beer in one hand, bong in the other. That would be my ideal Joan Jett scenario.
Mr Fuzzy Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 beer in one hand, bong in the other. How would you light the bong?
LadyScary Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 22 year old would light the lighter Joan would fart and it would light his bong across the room!
MCChris Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 22 year old would light the lighter Joan would fart and it would light his bong across the room!You're no lady, LadyScary.
LadyScary Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 22 year old would light the lighter Joan would fart and it would light his bong across the room! You're no lady, LadyScary. ROFLMAO
kizanski Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 And I kind'a like the slender small titty look.She gives me a soft off.
elduave Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 beer in one hand, bong in the other. How would you light the bong?How would you flog the bishop?
MCChris Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 How would you light the bong?How would you flog the bishop?Did none of you go to college?
JohnnyThunders Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I would take her over any 22 year old bimbo in a second if she wasn't gay.I'd take her and a 22-year-old bimbo in a gay liaison played out right in front of me as I sat back in a comfortable chair and watched, beer in one hand, bong in the other. That would be my ideal Joan Jett scenario.Much better, I like the way your mind works!
El Kabong Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 I would tell her that I am a butch sista and claim that my swollen genitals were the result of tribal ritual FGM when coming of age in Kenya and hope that she would buy it.
Guest Meshuggah Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 She gives me a soft off. Kiz, you are brilliant. Naw. He's just another pretty face. "Soft off" is a double negative indicating he wants a Jett burger moustache ride.
Hamerica Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 OMG Stop!!!! That photo of Keff had me rollin'! Sprite went nose when I saw that. Who ever said post a warning before hand should have. That stuff burns when it goes back down. This is one of the funniest threads I have read in months. I have to admit, I like her (Joan Jetts attitude), however I would be afraid that Joan Jett might be able to punch me out. Hamerica
Special J Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 I actually met Joan Jett a couple of years ago. She was much nicer than I thought she'd be. I thought she was pretty hot for her age, too. And she played through the same amp as I do.
MTM105 Posted July 28, 2007 Posted July 28, 2007 I actually met Joan Jett a couple of years ago. She was much nicer than I thought she'd be. I thought she was pretty hot for her age, too. And she played through the same amp as I do.Does your amp have rotating Lesbian sound? Is it AC/DC? Play through a Muff box? Cover songs, like "Lick it Up?"
BubbaVO Posted July 28, 2007 Author Posted July 28, 2007 I actually met Joan Jett a couple of years ago. She was much nicer than I thought she'd be. I thought she was pretty hot for her age, too. I will have her. Oh Yes...I will.
Rockola Posted July 28, 2007 Posted July 28, 2007 I think Serial(?) had the right idea...Deidre Hall! Wore more spandex than JJ, dammit.
BubbaVO Posted July 28, 2007 Author Posted July 28, 2007 Deidre Hall? If you're talking about the tall blonde in Electro Woman and Dyna Girl. OK then. But if you're talking Darryl Hall...you're on the wrong website, son.
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