Smaller Hamer.........BIG price.

[ARM OF HAMER]

                                                   Well I haven't seen one of these for a while now, back in the day when I first joined someone here owned one or maybe 2. Think it could have been "DOC" Fung. Didn't Greco or Aria offer one of these also? Hamer USA Custom Shop Standard 3/4 Raspberry Metallic 1980 w/OHSC | Reverb

[kizanski]

My only question is "Why?"

 

 

[ARM OF HAMER]

19 minutes ago, kizanski said:

My only question is "Why?"

 

 

                                                                               That would be my question as well.

[bruce919]

[The_Cali_Kid]

 

19 minutes ago, bruce919 said:

Dibs!

I have a couple of lightly used kidneys and a promissory note for my second-born child that I’d be willing to trade for a mini Korina standard.

[hamerhead]

1 hour ago, kizanski said:

My only question is "Why?"

At 5'2", it would be perfect for this guy:

It still wouldn't look right, though.

 

[ARM OF HAMER]

                                                                       Not the original Hamer case.............Fender? with replacement handle for almost 10K.🤨

[stonge]

that's probably the best approach if you wanted a Standard that weighs about 7lbs.  otherwise, nah...

[JGale]

Godammit. I want that!

Both of them.

[cmatthes]

#0138 in action: 

 

[kizanski]

3 hours ago, hamerhead said:

At 5'2", it would be perfect for this guy:

If Brian Setzer can play a big, honkin Gretsch 6120, Angus could play an Explorer.  An adult-sized Explorer.

[Jakeboy]

@cmatthes, I KNEW you were gonna post that Chiquita vid!

[HamerCustomEr]

3 hours ago, cmatthes said:

#0138 in action: 

 

 Before I watched this video, I was thinking, "It doesn't look too bad", but after watching the clip, I'm thinking, "Oh, yes, it does!  In fact, it's worse!"

[hamerhead]

Forget the guitar - Perry had some of the worst plastic surgery I've ever seen.

[cmatthes]

2 hours ago, hamerhead said:

Forget the guitar - Perry had some of the worst plastic surgery I've ever seen.

Seriously!  He looks like an entirely different dude in that video!! 😂

[DaveH]

9 hours ago, cmatthes said:

#0138 in action: 

 

The ONLY thing uncool about that video is Tom Hamilton's camel toe.

[G Man]

So,  you play any instruments? 

 

Yeah,  I play a little guitar. 

[cmatthes]

Brad's Mini Standard, #0138 ^

I owned Brad's old matching Standard, #0137:

 

[Eli]

20 hours ago, cmatthes said:

Seriously!  He looks like an entirely different dude in that video!! 😂

He looks pretty Crespo-ey (Crispy)?

Dammit, I should have work shopped this before posting...

[tbonesullivan]

On 6/27/2025 at 12:39 PM, kizanski said:

If Brian Setzer can play a big, honkin Gretsch 6120, Angus could play an Explorer.  An adult-sized Explorer.

Isn't Brian Setzer quite a bit taller than than 5'2" Angus? Google says he's 5'10". The SG has always looked HUGE on Angus. Also honestly I don't care if he only plays SGs, because no one makes an SG sound like Angus.

[kizanski]

2 hours ago, tbonesullivan said:

Isn't Brian Setzer quite a bit taller than than 5'2" Angus? Google says he's 5'10".

He's the shortest 5'10" I've ever seen, but whatever. The Gretsch makes him look like he's playing his daddy's guitar.

 

[cmatthes]

Angus is closer to 5'2" than 5'10"!

[kizanski]

7 hours ago, cmatthes said:

Angus is closer to 5'2" than 5'10"!

Yes, the Googles lists Angus at 5'2" and Setzer at 5'10", but it also says that I am a Grammy Award winning pianist.

[hamerhead]

Well they got the penis part right.

[kizanski]

21 minutes ago, hamerhead said:

Well they got the penis part right.

I was wondering who would jump on that.

Not my penis... the softball I lobbed out there.

ETA: And BTW, if my penis could sing it would win a Grammy and an Oscar.