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I see you're up to 9 posts, with 8 of them trying to make up for the 1st . . .

Impressive.

Sorry the penile implant migrated to your cerebrum. Take the meds.

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;)

waaaaaaaaaaaaah... dood take some midol man wtf.. have a happy period

;):P:P:P:P:P

Randy ;)

Posted

Wow - the first person from North Carolina I've encountered who's a complete dick!

I guess we'd better watch out for the "mujahideen", eh?

Dude, peddle your crap somewhere else.

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Wow - the first person from North Carolina I've encountered who's a complete dick!

As a native North Carolinian who considers himself a complete dick, that statement offends me.

Posted

How can we miss you when you won't leave?

You wanted your account cancelled, swore you were outta' here, but you keep posting. The song is over, but you keep on playing. Just like jazz and fusion, I guess.

Here's some more wisdom from his tutorial on self-absorption:

"AVOID these eBay LOSER AND & FlipFlop IDs:

1kidc, 2002red5, adamjwong, badgerdave, bigdaveofca, cobflake, cowpie(hamerhead), galejt, gear_heads_r_us, guitarzandstuff, imagine517, ioanmely, jammin!cat, jgmoyers2a25, josie29, keepitwispy, kurtsstuff, mattb, mikea_tampa, motorcycleman666, muzikwonder, nuvectr, pattycake1219, peker, PSBABBIT100@aol.com, pfalzgraf1, phillpa, robertogarcial, seckberg, stafoia, sumptern, sunkoipond, sw686blue, tdsone, the75sguy, thecajunboy, thedigitalplaza, thoy@twmc.net, thundernotes, tmyers91@hotmail.com, vkeeling14kx, wdjbfm, wgarces

They either never paid, never answered e-mails, backed out of deals and such nonsense, left untrue and "revenge feedback" due to their own lack of integrity, common sense and or essentially behaved like spoiled rotten & rude little children. They may have insulted me in e-mails or forums for no reason. Be it not reading directions, item descriptions, and just refusing to cooperate -- I URGE you to AVOID these eBay IDs and consider adding them to your own block bidders list. Also -- beware dealings with Jay & Marie's onecent CDs. Myself and many others have been burned by them in the past. I hope they have changed since then. Ciao!"

HAHA! I made the list and Matthes didn't!;)

Here's another Gem:

" Bio/Personal Saga

I was born in April 21, 1955 in Washington, D.C., USA. I grew up in probably, the lowest middle-class, blue-collar echelon that suburban Maryland offered. Unfortunately, music lessons were out of the question. So my creative energies were expressed in art and writing then and continue unabated to this day. But at the core of my being dwelt the Muse of Song. I heard it nonstop, in phrases, passages, riffs, drones, and endless rhythms."

Holy shit - he's the George Will of Jazz!

John_W_Patterson2002.jpg

Get it all here: http://eer-music.com/

Guest galejt
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Hey Not Chris. Can I sue him for libel? ;)

Posted

Naw. Don't sue...just pity.

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"AVOID these eBay LOSER AND & FlipFlop IDs:

1kidc, 2002red5, adamjwong, badgerdave, bigdaveofca, cobflake, cowpie(hamerhead), galejt, gear_heads_r_us, guitarzandstuff, imagine517, ioanmely, jammin!cat, jgmoyers2a25, josie29, keepitwispy, kurtsstuff, mattb, mikea_tampa, motorcycleman666, muzikwonder, nuvectr, pattycake1219, peker, PSBABBIT100@aol.com, pfalzgraf1, phillpa, robertogarcial, seckberg, stafoia, sumptern, sunkoipond, sw686blue, tdsone, the75sguy, thecajunboy, thedigitalplaza, thoy@twmc.net, thundernotes, tmyers91@hotmail.com, vkeeling14kx, wdjbfm, wgarces

Gee, I hope the guy who beat me to registering "badgerdave" as his eBay username isn't too pissed off.

Why do the lunatics on this board speak in Edwardian prose?

Posted
Why do the lunatics on this board speak in Edwardian prose?

Why do some 21st century evangelical Christians pray in KJV form? (You know, using 'thee', 'thou' and all of the 'eth' suffixes and all that)

Some things we'll never knoweth. ;)

Dion

Posted

How the fuck did any of us make the list of bad deals? I wish you were nearby I would bitchslap you, you fuck.

Edited to add....Like there aren't 4,000,000 mattb's out on the web you douche.

Posted

Not that JFG's list represents a molecule of substance, but I'm making a mental note to bring this up during our next annual "Why don't we all share eBay usernames" thread.

Yea, verily.

Posted

Damn I've contributed nothing to this guy's self embarassment,oops. :P;)

Didn't make his list either, COOL! :P;);)

Posted

Hey JazzFusionGuy,

Don't run off so fast. I need to tell you that you're an ASS MAGGOT. Thanks for putting me on your bad Ebayer list. Like anybody gives a fuck. People give a fuck more about the new Piloh Shit baby than what ASS MAGGOT has to say about people on Ebay. Too bad my Ebay feedback speaks for itself. You're really gonna look like a shit drizzle if anybody reads your crap and backchecks it.

Posted

If Thou canst but a precious moment spare, to gaze verily skyward and scratch Thine precious erudite and pimpled buttock, Thee mights lend a hairy wax-filled ear to receive a morsel of contemplation verily reserved for extremely special and deserving personalities such as Thine-self, that cometh unto our flock every thousand fort-nights or so....

"Some people are like Slinkys,

not much good for anything,

but able to bring a smile to your face

when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Posted

Hey!!!! I didn't make the list. I missed the initial flaming, though, so here goes:

This is just sad. Let it die you control freak!!!!!! For the love of God!!!!!! Oh yeah, I'm a half black/half mexican illegal homosexual!!!!!! AAAAaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Well, not really. Only on days that end in 'y'.

Guest galejt
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ASS MAGGOT.

Perfect! ;)

Posted
Hey!!!! I didn't make the list. I missed the initial flaming, though, so here goes:

This is just sad. Let it die you control freak!!!!!! For the love of God!!!!!! Oh yeah, I'm a half black/half mexican illegal homosexual!!!!!! AAAAaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Well, not really. Only on days that end in 'y'.

You got your asshats mixed up. Oh well, six of one, half-dozen of another.

Posted

"AVOID these eBay LOSER AND & FlipFlop IDs:wgarces

Hey Jazzfusionjerkoff, that's not my Ebay handle. Nice try, turd burglar.

Posted

Hey Jazzfusionjerkoff.....take heed.....

stfu.jpg

Posted

Gents, we have wasted far too much time, energy & disk space on this nonsence. Lets get back to work, shall we?

oh eee oh

eeeoh ho

oh eee oh

eeeoh ho

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