pesocaster Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Losing hair .... Not going to pay into an industry that feeds off someone’s insecurities... it quit... so I fired it!Losing libido No problem thereGetting fat .... Joined a gym... problem being solvedGetting wrinkled .... eye cream at nightGetting creaky .... Glucosamine and calcium supplements in the morningLosing guitar skills .... getting a lot better at slide for when the fingers goFearing disease .... Don't have time to get sick Finally fearing death no fear... faced it before... over that ... when it's your time... Having to floss more ... floss dailyBowel/Urinary incontinence ... I'm changing diapers now so my daughter can repay the favor later in life Other.... Now this is the big one.... HAIR GROWING WERE IT SHOULDN'T... Ear and nose hair mostly..... seems the more I loose on top the more they pop out of my nose and ears..... HA! that's were it went.... THAT BOTHERS ME!!!!
straightblues Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Is that Buck Rodgers guy really sweating a bra?????
princeofdarkness56 Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Loosing hair is no big deal. I just wear it shorter and it is a lot eaiser to take care of. BUT WHAT I REALLY HATE IS THAT I DON"T LOOK THAT GOOD IN SPANDEX ANYMORE.
belgian Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 My daughters tell me I'm getting crazier by the year, doesn't bothers me !
edgar_allan_poe Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 If you guys are telling me that you can still "get it on" like you could when you were in your late teens or early 20s.....you are lying your asses off. ROTFLMAO!!!!Screw hair...and screw the joint creaking...I want to be able to screw like a friggin teenager again. Of course, if you saw my wife, you would know *why* I want that again. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MCChris Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Of course, if you saw my wife, you would know *why* I want that again. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Having seen both of you, I can understand why she wouldn't want that again.
edgar_allan_poe Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Having seen both of you, I can understand why she wouldn't want that again. LOL!!! Good thing her opinion doesn't count. Like El Guapo says "When you want ze woman...you take ze woman"
Matt Mattson Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 "I have never felt better in my life." -- get back to us in 10 years.I don't know why you put the urinary thing in. It's nice to know we can still cop a warm glow in the "golden" years (and it lasts all day long).
Punkavenger Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 I'm in my forties and my hair is just starting to get a little bit thinner on top with a small bald spot in back Damn it ! no grey, no wrinkles, no weight problem and my gums are starting to bleed some, I was just thinking I should floss more knees are stiffer than I would like ... The kickboxing I do is really great for staying in shape but it takes a lot out of me ... Sometimes after class I have to go home and take a nap!
m chops Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 I haven't lost my hair, it has just migrated to my shoulders and back I suppose the thinning doesn't trouble in the least, but grey certainly does. I fear losing my ability to think and to remember, and I fear losing mobility.
Brooks Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 i'll be 40 in december. my weight is the same; i've been 5-10 lbs overweight since i was old enough to buy beer! i'm actually thinner than i was when i graduated college in '91. i have all my hair, but some grey is creeping in. not many lines or wrnkles, most people are surprised when i tell 'em how old i really am. still horny as hell.my job takes a lot out of me, esp in the summer w/ all the bugs and heat. so i feel tired a lot.anyone else having ass problems? seems i've developed some hemorrhoids in the last few years. they don't hurt or itch, its just nasty seeing blood when i take a dump.am i sharing too much? haha
Buzzy Fretts Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 I was just complaining about this weather and my joints. libido? hell that began to fade once I started acting aggresive on blood pressure medicines etc. nothing a little blue pill can't handle...
blackfbiv Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Other:Becoming invisible to women under 30. Not that it matters to those of us who are happily married, but still, the apathy is a blow to the ego. That and finding that there are 40, 50 and oh my, 60 something ladies that float my boat!The 30 and under are starting to disappear from my radar too... so turnabout IS fair play. lolDion
SirDouglas Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 dont care im gittin old.. dont care im loosing my hair.. were all goign to die anyways... my problem is memory loss.... to much booze = no short term memory bleh.. heres an old timer joke for ya... 3 old men sittin in a retirement home... 1st one says man i wish i could take a healthy piss like when i was young... 2nd one says i wish i could take a healthy shit like when i was young.. if thsi keeps up im gonna blow an O ring 3rd some says... every day at 7 am i take a healthy piss.... at 8am i take a healthy shit..... just wish i could wake up before noon Randy
silentman Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 anyone else having ass problems? seems i've developed some hemorrhoids in the last few years. they don't hurt or itch, its just nasty seeing blood when i take a dump. am i sharing too much? haha Jesus. Uhhhhhgh!
princeofdarkness56 Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 I will be 50 in a few months. No matter how hard you deny to yourself you are getting old, there are a few tell tale signs that have popped up in my life to remind me that I am not young anymore. 1- I watch the weather channel for fun.2- I break into a sweat when I play checkers.3- When an ex-classmate from highschool dies, they list it as natural causes.4- When the only drugs that spike your interest are Rogane or Viagra.5- When that hot chick that you think has been watching you finally approaches you, she informs you that she went to school with your daughter.6- When half of the shows on the History channel have occurred in your lifetime.7- When AARP sends you the letter telling you that you are soon to be eligble to join, you fill it out and send it in.8- That when I am making out this list, I curse myself for not wearing my bifocals.That's just a few things that have happen in my life to remind me of the inevitable fact of getting older. Still, the fact of the matter is, that there is no way in hell that I wish I was 25 again. It's been a great ride and I still look forward to tomorrow.
JohnnyThunders Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Hair is going, weight is going up but so what. Just when I got back into guitar at 51, I'm now 54 and start having fun I get arthritis in the fingers so bad I use 4-5 Advils a day for that plus my knees, back, etc. The only thing better is the money and the sex. I can last forever now unlike the teenage years! And I have money to buy lots of guitars. I told Fung when it gets to where I can't play anymore all 15 guitars are going up for sale. Could be soon at the rate I'm going.
Stike Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Other.... Now this is the big one.... HAIR GROWING WERE IT SHOULDN'T... Ear and nose hair mostly..... seems the more I loose on top the more they pop out of my nose and ears..... HA! that's were it went.... THAT BOTHERS ME!!!! God yes orifice hair sucks. The libido slowing aint a huge deal( no need for pills or anything ) but what once was a 44 magnum going off is now something akin to a runny nose sometimes.
serial Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 JohnnyT:I am with you on all of that stuff. I'm taking 4-5 Aleves a day every day (something that the label says you shouldn't do more than 10 days), but the doc said that that's mostly to avoid stomach irritation. The arthritis is bad, but the more I play, the less it hurts (although my left hand is usually "frozen" in the mornings).When the cursed arthritis takes over, I'll sell most of my stuff and get another GTO. At least that's the plan...With the price of gas, maybe not!
tomteriffic Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Gary (Johnny Thunders) and I are the same age. For the last 30 years or so I've had a race between gray and nothin' going on on top of my head. I'm still rooting for gray and it's still pretty much a dead heat. Like a lot of guys, my hands/back/arms/everything hurt most of the time and it has affected my playing. My only resort so far has been some exercises my chiro showed me, and 4 Advil at bedtime so I can sleep. If I start playing, I need about a half-hour to warm up, and even then....eeeh.. I've been pathologically skinny most of my life, but now that I've quit smoking, the inevitable qweight gain has me looking more and more like a Life Saver on a toothpick I never could see, and decades of rock 'n' roll have fixed it so I can't hear either. Like Badger Dave says, I'm invisible to women under 30, but Most Esteemed Redhead says I'm still doin' fine where it counts. OTOH, I was supposed to be dead a couple or three decades ago, I'm damn glad to be alive, I don't have anything that's gonna kill me in the next week or so, and I'll keep playing until Most Esteemed Redhead says I'm embarassing her. Oh wait, that happens all the time.... Fearing death? Naaah, it's all gravy now, and even when I do kick over, it just means I'll finally get a good night's sleep.
Guest pirateflynn Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Gary (Johnny Thunders) and I are the same age. For the last 30 years or so I've had a race between gray and nothin' going on on top of my head. I'm still rooting for gray and it's still pretty much a dead heat.Like a lot of guys, my hands/back/arms/everything hurt most of the time and it has affected my playing. My only resort so far has been some exercises my chiro showed me, and 4 Advil at bedtime so I can sleep. If I start playing, I need about a half-hour to warm up, and even then....eeeh.. I've been pathologically skinny most of my life, but now that I've quit smoking, the inevitable qweight gain has me looking more and more like a Life Saver on a toothpick I never could see, and decades of rock 'n' roll have fixed it so I can't hear either. Like Badger Dave says, I'm invisible to women under 30, but Most Esteemed Redhead says I'm still doin' fine where it counts. OTOH, I was supposed to be dead a couple or three decades ago, I'm damn glad to be alive, I don't have anything that's gonna kill me in the next week or so, and I'll keep playing until Most Esteemed Redhead says I'm embarassing her. Oh wait, that happens all the time.... Fearing death? Naaah, it's all gravy now, and even when I do kick over, it just means I'll finally get a good night's sleep. That's hilarious Tom!
David B Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 Losing hair scares me the most. My head is shaped like a lightning bolt.
JohnnyB Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 "I have never felt better in my life." -- get back to us in 10 years. Oh, baby, well said.Things sure feel a lot different in the 50s than in the 40s.
Guest galejt Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 For you guys with sore hands, I recommend at least trying this in a gel, rubbed into your hands at night like a lotion.http://www.umm.edu/altmed/ConsHerbs/Arnicach.html#Uses
Punkavenger Posted June 9, 2006 Posted June 9, 2006 health tip # 2Take your calcium at night before bedtime ... it asimilates into your body much better that way
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