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Ultimate #0012, the ultimate axe (insert viking joke here)


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I will probably call it "Kim Kardashians Ass"

You're going to call it Kanye?

Seriously, that's a beautiful guitar!

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Mike's really kickin' some ass with these. I hope his head isn't swelling.

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He doesn't have time for his head to swell right now! ;)

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I'd argue that any Shishkov is 10,000X nicer than Kardashian's monster-sized tushy. Just saying.'

And even after being shipped from the U.S. to Norway, STILL has a lot less miles on it! ;):lol:

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

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Lovely!

What's the difference between a Standard and the Ultimate, actually?

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Different body shape, different headstock shape, custom-wound pickups, truly 100%handmade...for starters.

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Be careful. Some "clown" could be anyone here caught in a financial pinch or someone who cannot bond with the body style.

It happens.

Having not played an explorer since I was 14, I'm fully anticipating being said-clown. ;)

Edit: Or is that "sad-clown"... Probably both!

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Dibs.

In Norway Dibs is some sort of online payment solution, like Paypal or something. I Assume this is not what you mean? ;)

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Dibs.

In Norway Dibs is some sort of online payment solution, like Paypal or something. I Assume this is not what you mean? ;)

It's some sort of sauce usually coming with finger food over here. Need a recipe? B)
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Dibs.

In Norway Dibs is some sort of online payment solution, like Paypal or something. I Assume this is not what you mean? ;)

"Dibs" is slang for "I get the next turn" in the states. It's used for "I want to be first to buy that" on for-sale items here.

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Dibs.

Just so you know, I asked for the extra-extra-skinny neck option and Mike said he'd try to figure out a way to get a Kahler installed both at the bridge and behind the nut. ;)

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Did my first gig with Kim Kardasian`s ass today. Brought with me a Hamer Standard Korina, Gibson Explorer 2011 with Lollar Imperials, Gibson LP R8 with Imperials, Fano PX6 with Imperials but did the whole gig with Kim Kardasians`s ass. What a guitar!

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If you must name it, you should settle on something that doesn't make people cringe when they hear it.

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If you must name it, you should settle on something that doesn't make people cringe when they hear it.

Yeah, no one wants to hear your guitar sounds like ass.

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If you must name it, you should settle on something that doesn't make people cringe when they hear it.

Yeah, no one wants to hear your guitar sounds like ass.

...and since the guitar's a Shishkov, that would be an impossibility. ^_^

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Just because...

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