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I always thought it would be funny to call a band "Darkstool"...or "Jerry Atrix and the Dependables".

next........... :blink:

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I suggested one recently, but it's uh...probably going to be (cough, cough) "turned down".

A Reptile Dysfunction

Beats "Courtney's Glove", I guess, eh?

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Hows about.....

ThunderHump

CoitalFury

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A-ha! See STM is going with a redneck theme!

I thought of a few other lousy ones:

Trick Dickel

Father Mike and his Altar Boys

John Wayne Gayce

Gonnorhea

Tsunami Relief Fun

Those are pretty much crap.

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Theres a real band called the Sperm Birds, and they are terrible.

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Trailer Park Bullies is the one that makes me laugh.

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My most recent idea that was shot down was Chunk Bucket. Second most recent was Chode.

There really is(or was) a band in AL called The Fucking Horribles. According to a friend of mine, they were fucking horrible. The band had about 9 people and nobody played an instrument period. They had a pyrotechnics show that consisted of a Snap'N'Pop. That's right: one snap'n'pop.

Theres another one another friend of mine was telling me about one called BBBP or the Big Black Butt Plugs.

Apparently(don't nobody get touchy, now) there's also an all-gay male band called Manhole. I thought that was pretty funny.

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I don't know if it counts, but I'm in "Mother Trucker".

A friend's band was called Love Butter, but apparently there's another band somewhere with that name, so they changed it to Love Buzzer.

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"the screaming schidt willies".

We came up with that after drinking the water in Costa Rica.

I was in an all original band back in the late 70's/early 80's called the Sick Band. A couple of our song titles were "decaying love afair" (about a mortician and his girlfriend), gonad-go (about the perils of having an extra large sack) and cockroach stomp (a dance tune). We were sick but the guitars were tight.

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There used to ba a band here called Dumpster Juice.

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Back in the 80's, there used to be a band in Florida called 'Mister Resistor and the Incapacitators'....always thought that was kinda cool, in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way.

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We are getting the original rusty johnson band back together for a few summer shows this year...and no, there isn't a guy named Rusty in there.

You could go with Big Dick and the Brown Stars....

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The big Knoxville band in the early 80s was "Candy Creme And The Wet Dream". My band at the time, "Five Twins", was continually pissed that the Cremes played the same dumps we did but made more money playing covers than we did playing originals. Had a lot to do with their name and their suggestive (but not terribly ribald) stage show. Oh, and the fact that Candy would accasionally flash the crowd, not that there was much to see...

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Roscoe P Soultrain

Foriegn Occasion-say it real fast with a heavy Southern drawl

Icanlickanysonofabitchinthehouse

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Jesus Christ Super Car

Fried Oyster Cult

Artemus Pyledriver

My personal fave.-The Poonhounds

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I dug this up from an old email..

Before Starting A Rock Band. . .

[ a ]

Albino Toilet Boys

Alcoholocaust

Alcoholics Unanimous

Apocalypse Hoboken

Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

Band Over

Band That Shot Liberty Valence

Barbara's Bush

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

The Boxing Ghandis

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

Breakfast in Beirut

Bulimia Banquet

Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[ c ]

Caltransvestites

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Carnage Asada

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Cortizone 5

Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

[ d ]

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

The Dead Sea Squirrels

The Dead Kennedys

The Dick Clarks

The Dick Nixons

Dicky Retardo

Drunks With Guns

[ e ]

e. coli

Edith Head

Electric Prostates

Elvis Hitler

Ethyl Merman

[ f ]

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Fields of Shit

'57 Lesbian

The 4-Skins

Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

The French are from Hell

Fromage d'Amour

[ g ]

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Gonoreagan

[ h ]

Headless Marines

Hell Camino

Herpes Cineplex

Hindu Garage Sale

Hitler's Bikini

HIV and the Positives

Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

[ i ]

Impaled Nazarenes

Inhale Mary

[ j ]

Janitors Against Apartheid

Jehovah's Waitresses

Jehovah's Wetness

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Jesus Christ Super Fly

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

JFKFC

Jonestown Punch

[ k ]

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]

Lack of Afro

Lawn Piranhas

The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

Lee Harvey Keitel

Lesbian Ninjas

Louder Than God

[ m ]

Mao Tse Helen

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

Max Roach and the Holders

Minnie Pearl's Jam

Mr. Happy and the Genocides

Mussolini Headkick

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

Nervous Christians and the Lions

Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]

Pabst Smear

Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

Penis DeMilo

Pepto Dismal

Phenobarbidols

Phlegm Fatale

Poultry in Motion

Pretentious Flamedogs

The Pro-Midget Mafia

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Psycho Sluts from Hell

Pungent Frustration

Purple Headed Love Warriors

[ r ]

Raging Pimps of Doom

Rectal Nightmare

Reluctant Stereotypes

Reserectum

Results of Inbreeding

Retarted Elf

Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

[ q ]

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

[ s ]

Sandy Duncan's Eye

Screaming Headless Torsos

Screaming Iguanas of Love

Screaming Moist Accountants

Septic Death

Seven Year Bitch

The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

Shirley Temple of Doom

Shirley Temple Pilots

Simulated Orgasms [simulerte Orgasmer]

Skeptic Tank

Smegma & the Nuns

Smorgasborgnine

Solosex

The Sound of Munich

Spastic Colon

The Sphinctones

Stiff Richards

Stukas Over Bedrock

Swingin' Johnsons

[ t ]

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

The Telephony Bandits of Doom

Temporary Darkening of the Stool

Testostertones

The Texas Nazis

Thank God We're Immortal

They Tried To Frame OJ

To Live and Shave in LA

Toxic Shock and the Tampons

Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

Tragic Mulatto

Transsexual Hitler

Trotsky Icepick

[ u ]

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

[ v ]

Vaginal Davis

The Velcro Pygmies

Vic Morrow's Head

[ w ]

The Well Hungarians

Willie Nelson Mandela

[ y ]

Yoko Homo

[ z ]

Zip Code Rapists

Zombies Under Stress

Zulu Leprechauns

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WOW! There are some funny damn names on that list.

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I always thought the crew at the 4-3-2-1 club should start a band. I was thinking we could be called 'The Urinals' - Our fist CD would entitled: 'We're Not Shitters'

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A friend of mine was in a band called Buttgravy. He could never understand why no one would book them.

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The Well Hungarians were playing in St. Louis last night, and I also heard an ad for Joe Dirt and the Dirty Boys.

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