Brownsound Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I always thought it would be funny to call a band "Darkstool"...or "Jerry Atrix and the Dependables". next...........
cmatthes Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I suggested one recently, but it's uh...probably going to be (cough, cough) "turned down".A Reptile DysfunctionBeats "Courtney's Glove", I guess, eh?
cmatthes Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 A-ha! See STM is going with a redneck theme!I thought of a few other lousy ones:Trick DickelFather Mike and his Altar BoysJohn Wayne GayceGonnorheaTsunami Relief FunThose are pretty much crap.
Jack C Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I believe there is a real band out there with the name Buster Hymen and the Penetrators.
Michael_ Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Theres a real band called the Sperm Birds, and they are terrible.
Jeff R Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Trailer Park Bullies is the one that makes me laugh.
formula73 Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 My most recent idea that was shot down was Chunk Bucket. Second most recent was Chode.There really is(or was) a band in AL called The Fucking Horribles. According to a friend of mine, they were fucking horrible. The band had about 9 people and nobody played an instrument period. They had a pyrotechnics show that consisted of a Snap'N'Pop. That's right: one snap'n'pop.Theres another one another friend of mine was telling me about one called BBBP or the Big Black Butt Plugs.Apparently(don't nobody get touchy, now) there's also an all-gay male band called Manhole. I thought that was pretty funny.
Brownsound Posted April 7, 2005 Author Posted April 7, 2005 How about "Gamorah and the Sodamizers"? Or "Assfinger"
DavidE Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I don't know if it counts, but I'm in "Mother Trucker".A friend's band was called Love Butter, but apparently there's another band somewhere with that name, so they changed it to Love Buzzer.
woodpile Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 "the screaming schidt willies". We came up with that after drinking the water in Costa Rica.I was in an all original band back in the late 70's/early 80's called the Sick Band. A couple of our song titles were "decaying love afair" (about a mortician and his girlfriend), gonad-go (about the perils of having an extra large sack) and cockroach stomp (a dance tune). We were sick but the guitars were tight.
lonote049 Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 There used to ba a band here called Dumpster Juice.
DaveH Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Back in the 80's, there used to be a band in Florida called 'Mister Resistor and the Incapacitators'....always thought that was kinda cool, in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way.
bobbymack Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 We are getting the original rusty johnson band back together for a few summer shows this year...and no, there isn't a guy named Rusty in there.You could go with Big Dick and the Brown Stars....
wyldbil Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 The big Knoxville band in the early 80s was "Candy Creme And The Wet Dream". My band at the time, "Five Twins", was continually pissed that the Cremes played the same dumps we did but made more money playing covers than we did playing originals. Had a lot to do with their name and their suggestive (but not terribly ribald) stage show. Oh, and the fact that Candy would accasionally flash the crowd, not that there was much to see...
Stike Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Roscoe P SoultrainForiegn Occasion-say it real fast with a heavy Southern drawlIcanlickanysonofabitchinthehouseKathleen Turner OverdriveJesus Christ Super CarFried Oyster CultArtemus PyledriverMy personal fave.-The Poonhounds
ChillyWater Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I dug this up from an old email.. Before Starting A Rock Band. . . [ a ]Albino Toilet BoysAlcoholocaustAlcoholics UnanimousApocalypse HobokenArmageddon Dildos[ b ]Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood SwingsThe Band Formerly Known As SausageBand OverBand That Shot Liberty ValenceBarbara's BushBobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggitsThe Bourbon Tabernacle ChoirThe Boxing GhandisBrady Bunch Lawnmower MassacreBreakfast in BeirutBulimia BanquetBuster Hymen & the Penetrators[ c ]CaltransvestitesCap'n Crunch and the Cereal KillersCarnage AsadaCindy Brady's LispCortizone 5Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death[ d ]The Dancing French Liberals of 1848The Dead Sea SquirrelsThe Dead KennedysThe Dick ClarksThe Dick NixonsDicky RetardoDrunks With Guns[ e ]e. coliEdith HeadElectric ProstatesElvis HitlerEthyl Merman[ f ]Fearless Iranians From HellFields of Shit'57 LesbianThe 4-SkinsFour Nurses of the ApocalypseThe French are from HellFromage d'Amour[ g ]Gefilte Joe and the FishGonoreagan[ h ]Headless MarinesHell CaminoHerpes CineplexHindu Garage SaleHitler's BikiniHIV and the PositivesHonest Bob and the Factory to Dealer IncentivesHornets Attack Victor Mature[ i ]Impaled NazarenesInhale Mary[ j ]Janitors Against ApartheidJehovah's WaitressesJehovah's WetnessJehovah's Witness Protection ProgramJesus Christ Super FlyJesus Chrysler SupercarJesus Manson and the Starvation ArmyJFKFCJonestown Punch[ k ]Kathleen Turner OverdriveKerrigan's Knees[ l ]Lack of AfroLawn PiranhasThe Leave It To Beaver Conehead ImmolationLee Harvey KeitelLesbian NinjasLouder Than God[ m ]Mao Tse HelenMary Kay and the CosmeticsMax Roach and the HoldersMinnie Pearl's JamMr. Happy and the GenocidesMussolini HeadkickMy Dog Has Hitler's Brain[ n ]Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly EmissionsNervous Christians and the LionsNorman Bates and the Shower HeadsNot Drowning, Waving[ p ]Pabst SmearPearl Harbor and the ExplosionsPenis DeMiloPepto DismalPhenobarbidolsPhlegm FatalePoultry in MotionPretentious FlamedogsThe Pro-Midget MafiaPsychic Buddhist GorillasPsycho Sluts from HellPungent FrustrationPurple Headed Love Warriors[ r ]Raging Pimps of DoomRectal NightmareReluctant StereotypesReserectumResults of InbreedingRetarted ElfRoid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries[ q ]Quasimodo and the Eunuchs[ s ]Sandy Duncan's EyeScreaming Headless TorsosScreaming Iguanas of LoveScreaming Moist AccountantsSeptic DeathSeven Year BitchThe Shamu Afterbirth OrchestraShirley Temple of DoomShirley Temple PilotsSimulated Orgasms [simulerte Orgasmer]Skeptic TankSmegma & the NunsSmorgasborgnineSolosexThe Sound of MunichSpastic ColonThe SphinctonesStiff RichardsStukas Over BedrockSwingin' Johnsons[ t ]Ted Bundy's VolkswagenThe Telephony Bandits of DoomTemporary Darkening of the StoolTestostertonesThe Texas NazisThank God We're ImmortalThey Tried To Frame OJTo Live and Shave in LAToxic Shock and the TamponsTracy & the Hindenburg Ground CrewTragic MulattoTranssexual HitlerTrotsky Icepick[ u ]Uncle Dickie's Shameless QuickiesUnstoppable Kamikaze Iditos[ v ]Vaginal DavisThe Velcro PygmiesVic Morrow's Head[ w ]The Well HungariansWillie Nelson Mandela[ y ]Yoko Homo[ z ]Zip Code RapistsZombies Under StressZulu Leprechauns
virtual Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Two that popped out at a recent practice session:Candy Flipper BabiesPelvis Impersonators
BillW Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I always thought the crew at the 4-3-2-1 club should start a band. I was thinking we could be called 'The Urinals' - Our fist CD would entitled: 'We're Not Shitters'
tomteriffic Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 You may have to be from across the pond to get this, but some friends of mine have been tearing it up under the name of Who's Randy?
MCChris Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 A friend of mine was in a band called Buttgravy. He could never understand why no one would book them.
savethematches Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 The Well Hungarians were playing in St. Louis last night, and I also heard an ad for Joe Dirt and the Dirty Boys.
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