Lou Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 This one is taken, but I wanted this for my band:Lazy Boy & the Rockers
diablo175 Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Our band's name is SplitStream. A reference to the male physiological phenomenon of post coital urination that often times divides into two streams. We also considered Freddy Flatulence and the Rectal Explosions, Dumpster Butt, The Dingleberries.
Frank Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 I was in a makeshift band at a jam session where all of us were over fifty. I introduced us as "The Swinging Hip Replacements".
benjammin308 Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 I always wanted to be in a band called The Singing Mamograms...
JimHalinda Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 A band I was in briefly called ourselves The Money Shot.Another name suggested at the time was Sons of Witches
SteveB Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 used to be a college band in Colorado named "Tim Vomit and the Dry Heaves".Also was a good blues band, "Ben Wah and the blue balls".
sledhead44 Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Had a band in high school called it "Insurrection". Yeah bad ass we thought. The actual definition is rising up against authority - hell yeah. Bad ass until someone thought it was "Inch Errection".
moozak Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 I've saved all these over the past several years:AWOKEN BY DEATHBAD ELEVATOR SEX BISCUITS AND CORN POON BITCH RATIO BONE TEMPLE PILOTS BUTT SAUSAGE CHOKING ON SOMEONE ELSE'S VOMIT CRACK ADDICTED MAN-HO'S ELF TRAUMA FELONIOUS PUNK FOURTH RATE SLUTS INDIANA BONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POONJAZZEM JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS MEAT VAPORS MEET THE BEATLESS MULTIPLE NOBODIES OVER 40 MALE PROSTITUTES PENIS BUTTER PROFESSORS OF LOVE RUINING PEOPLE'S LIVES WITH OUR PENIS SILLY STRING PRODUCTION FACTORY TAPEWORM PLUMBERS TONE "HINGE" WHACK PALACE YO MAMA... AND THE PAPAS
Mitch Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 [ m ]Mary Kay and the Cosmetics...were a Nashville bar band in the early '80s. They played the most killer cover of the Pretenders' "Tattooed Love Boys" that I've ever heard. The band broke up when they got a cease and desist from Mary Kay Cosmetics' corporate counsel. The band featured Mary Kay (her real name) on vocals and the bassist was... Max Factor.
Hamer Time Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Throbbing Gristlehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throbbing_Gristle
Thundernotes Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 My last band was the Discount Gigoloshttp://www.discountgigolos.com
serial Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 My drummer in both bands and the guitarist/vocalist in one and who does the other half of my acoustic duo ("The Steve and Doug Trio"), just quit a band also called "The Money Shot".I spent some time playing with a bunch of guys about 10-15 years my senior z few years back called "Aging Hormones". One of my favorite band names from my not too distant past was "F-Bomb".
stobro Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 The former drummer from my current band "JellyBone" is now playing with "The Wads". For a brief time, another band I was in called themselves "Testostertones". Many years ago, I remember bands "All You Can Eat", "Bloody Rubber" and "Vic Vacuum and the Attachments".
crunchee Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 "the screaming schidt willies". We came up with that after drinking the water in Costa Rica. I have a similar favorite for a Punk band--'The Raging Shits' was always one name I had never heard used, I guess nobody wanted it... Just about any comic strip name from Viz Magazine (UK) will do, too. If you've never read it, DO IT NOW! They have a website, they're known for being extraordinarily rude, crude and socially unacceptable (hey, another band name! ).
Ranger Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 Cool Ray and the Polaroids - a fun St. Louis bar band from way back, Ray could really belt out Love Potion #9.
BillW Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 When I lived in England in the late 70s /early 80sThere was a local band called the Four Skins. I always liked that one ....I always wanted to have a band called "The Urinals" - the first album would be called "We're not Shitters".;-)- Bill
eightyfour Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 Seattle's legendary "Green Apple Quickstep" always brings a smile.
crunchee Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Bjorn Toulouse. Edited to add: The Two Buck Chucks--but that might not be helpful when negotiating $$$.
Big Mick Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 A mate's band, Turtle Z. And another mate's death metal band, Foetal Juice. Not forgetting the death metal ABBA tribute band, ABBATOIR. Cheers, Mick.
harry65 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 johny wad and the love missiles.................i think "the lap flounders" would be great for an all chick band................
ceeb Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 My friend has a a band Big Red and the Resonatorswhenever I call him and get the machine I leave a message wanting to book Big Wretch and the Regurginators
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