Just In Case Anyone Missed Out On A Kammerer Guitar...

[crunchee]

Remember these?  

Canis Major Cutaway 'Recent – Dave's Guitar Shop

No afliliation, BTW.

[kizanski]

More like Cannabis Major.  

[specialk]

[Steve Haynie]

It would be nice to try out that guitar. 

[G Man]

That is about as ugly of a guitar as one could imagine.  And all maple?  Yikes.

[scottcald]

With the soundhole decoration, it seems like a real hot potato!

[cmatthes]

I guess you shit in that hole, since it looks so much like a toilet seat?

 

[kizanski]

14 minutes ago, cmatthes said:

I guess you shit in that hole, since it looks so much like a toilet seat?

“This guitar stinks!”

[cmatthes]

Just now, kizanski said:

“This guitar stinks!”

Maybe my post was a bit harsh.  I mean, to be fair, that guitar looks more like an actual pile of loose shit than a toilet seat.

[kizanski]

Just now, cmatthes said:

Maybe my post was a bit harsh.  I mean, to be fair, that guitar looks more like an actual pile of loose shit than a toilet seat.

Yeah, that’s not nearly as harsh.  

[crunchee]

IIRC years ago, somebody on the HFC described them as looking 'spud-like'. 

[The Shark]

It's my sincere hope that nobody I know finds that body shape "cool".  My God.  Is that a baked potato?

[Hackubus]

Yikes is right!  From the topic title alone, I came in here expecting some kind of unholy combo of Kramer/Hamer.  This was much, much worse. 

 

[scottcald]

1 hour ago, The Shark said:

It's my sincere hope that nobody I know finds that body shape "cool".  My God.  Is that a baked potato?

Would a double cutaway be twice baked? 

ETA:  We're at the HFC, but I guess fans of this are on the KFC. 

[topekatj]

[svl]

It's a shame they look like that, they actually play and sound fantastic. Talented builder, poor visual esthetic.

[cmatthes]

1 hour ago, svl said:

It's a shame they look like that, they actually play and sound fantastic. Talented builder, poor visual esthetic.

I guess you mean it takes talent to make something that fucking ugly?

[kizanski]

13 hours ago, scottcald said:

ETA:  We're at the HFC, but I guess fans of this are on the KFC. 

From deep in the archives.

Another Rechts hit job.

[hamerhead]

It looks like a closing-time hottie, the morning after.

[kizanski]

1 hour ago, hamerhead said:

It looks like a closing-time hottie, the morning after.

After you’ve sobered up.  

[ARM OF HAMER]

[veatch]

I'm a friend of all potatoes...

Nope. Just doesn't work for me. 

[Biz Prof]

Does it come with a side of ranch dressing?