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52 minutes ago, LucSulla said:

It's like someone sculpted a melting jack-o'-lantern into a bass. 

And then shit on it.

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I like the highlighting around the neck pickup.  And, hey, at least both the pickups are from the same manufacturer.  I think the words this guy is looking for are "Custom Relic Job" and "One of a Kind".

  • 1 month later...
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OK, I get catching some eyeballs with a little T&A to sell some things, like light beer.  But what the hell is the strategy here?  Hoping someone clicks that hot honey in the picture, goes to the ad and realizes, "You know what?  I really do need some vintage RCA tubes and completely forgot!"


https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Rca-Vacuum-Tube-12AX7-ECC83-Vacuum-Tube-12AX7-ECC83-Black-Plates/184426866137?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160811114145%26meid%3D6be2d67bc5e3459ea3c5f0f5ecb3a755%26pid%3D100667%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D184426866137%26itm%3D184426866137%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2334524%26brand%3DRCA&_trksid=p2334524.c100667.m2042

I feel like probably everyone looking for tubes is already looking for tubes and that probably everyone who would click on that without reading the headline probably isn't going to impulse buy any 6ca7. 

It's like a whole thing for this acount.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/greengirl613/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Hell, I kept seeing the pic for a good week and wondering what I had searched to get dat ass popping in the algorithm. 

Then again, it did get a share, so what do I know?

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43 minutes ago, LucSulla said:

OK, I get catching some eyeballs with a little T&A to sell some things, like light beer.  But what the hell is the strategy here?  Hoping someone clicks that hot honey in the picture, goes to the ad and realizes, "You know what?  I really do need some vintage RCA tubes and completely forgot!"


https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Rca-Vacuum-Tube-12AX7-ECC83-Vacuum-Tube-12AX7-ECC83-Black-Plates/184426866137?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160811114145%26meid%3D6be2d67bc5e3459ea3c5f0f5ecb3a755%26pid%3D100667%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D184426866137%26itm%3D184426866137%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2334524%26brand%3DRCA&_trksid=p2334524.c100667.m2042

I feel like probably everyone looking for tubes is already looking for tubes and that probably everyone who would click on that without reading the headline probably isn't going to impulse buy any 6ca7. 

It's like a whole thing for this acount.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/greengirl613/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Hell, I kept seeing the pic for a good week and wondering what I had searched to get dat ass popping in the algorithm. 

Then again, it did get a share, so what do I know?

The poor girl has no legs, just a big round a$$!

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On 7/29/2020 at 11:10 AM, velorush said:

Resurrecting this thread for this bit of fun: Fender Deluxe Series (Made Fretless) Jazz Bass 24 Fret Quilt Top w/ Active EQ 2005 Painted Yellow / (repost from Talk Bass)  Enjoy!

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Er, I have a stick of Juicy Fruit that's been in the bottom of my car's console for a few years... 

Dang it was garbage day today so I don't of anything of equal trade value at the moment! 

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I've been intending to share this gem of an offering from the Charlotte CL for the past few days.  I mean, it's a "valley arts custom pro shop guitar" borne of a "samick concept and design".  Obviously, master luthier Mike McGuire was in dire need of fresh ideas on guitar building and reached out to Samick for its design expertise. All for the HFC-approved price.  How could you go wrong?

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/msg/d/richfield-samick-guitar-valley-arts/7195949861.html

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55 minutes ago, LucSulla said:

Is that a shower tile?

No, a shower tile would have looked better than whatever that is. 

  • 3 weeks later...
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Somehow I stumbled onto this old thread.  It is the most TGP thread that I've ever seen.   A simple question turns into a Dumble fan arguing with Pete Thorn, John Suhr, and Al Estrada don't know what they're talking about in regard to EVH's original amp that goes 50+ pages.  

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index.php?threads/how-did-evh-get-these-gain-levels-without-pedals.746279/
 

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9 minutes ago, tommy p said:

Related.  On the local FB marketplace:

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Does that ship 'Straight to your door" as I've heard tell of? 
Because in these uncertain times...

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12 hours ago, tommy p said:

Related.  On the local FB marketplace:

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Shit, if Diver Down will get $75, Fair Warning has to be worth an even $100. 

  • 3 months later...
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Here is the most unique Les Paul you'll ever see. Let me start by saying it's all original as far as I can tell and plays like a dream as a Les Paul from the 70's should. But as you can see in the pictures, a master wood craftsman turned this into the most unique Les Paul you'll ever see. I don't have much to add to that except to say you need to see it in person and play it to appreciate it.

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https://jackson.craigslist.org/msg/d/madison-1971-gibson-les-paul/7268510498.html

  • 3 weeks later...
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Harley Benton SC custom les paul type - $250

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/msg/d/fort-lauderdale-harley-benton-sc-custom/7279436018.html

 

Brand new open box Electric Guitar
Custom Line Series

 

 

 

Uhhh. Ummm. No. Seriously. Despite the clearly false claim, how in actual fuck is this supposed to somehow convince anyone that getting this guitar is something worth doing? I'm gonna throw up, so now you have to also!

 

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43 minutes ago, Tortious said:

Harley Benton SC custom les paul type - $250

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/msg/d/fort-lauderdale-harley-benton-sc-custom/7279436018.html

 

Brand new open box Electric Guitar
Custom Line Series

 

 

 

Uhhh. Ummm. No. Seriously. Despite the clearly false claim, how in actual fuck is this supposed to somehow convince anyone that getting this guitar is something worth doing? I'm gonna throw up, so now you have to also!

 

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Sent the link to my brother...

 

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