specialk 4,080 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 And they want $534. This is nuts: https://www.ebay.com/itm/80s-HAMER-SCARAB-made-in-USA/174552718776?hash=item28a4271db8:g:UEkAAOSw5nFawpxE 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kizanski 15,817 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 An improvement. 1 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
killerteddybear 7,819 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 That poor carcass deserves a Viking burial. Even Uncle Greg couldn't save it. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Travis 4,653 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 At first I thought it could be a cool little travel guitar until I got to the pics of the scalloped fretboard. It was at that exact moment that a boner died... 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottcald 3,266 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Maybe the guy lives next to the nuclear power plant where Homer Simpson works. That would account for those mutations. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gabe 534 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 This "guitar" has been on eBay for years...... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sasha 34 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 So someone didn’t like Scarab shape, then he upgrades guitar by cutting pieces out of a body and repaint it...🤦♂️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tbonesullivan 2,607 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 What were they trying to make? a guitar that looks like Gumby? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HamerCustomEr 512 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 I feel like I just saw a picture of a crime scene! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ARM OF HAMER 2,912 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 WHY?...................................................... but then stranger things have been done. GIBSON CORVUS. 1 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JGale 3,320 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 ^^^^^Gibson Pac-Man model. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gorch 5,479 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 This one is for sale for quite a while. The seller is famous too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottcald 3,266 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Sasha said: So someone didn’t like Scarab shape, then he upgrades guitar by cutting pieces out of a body and repaint it...🤦♂️ Yeah, if only there were other guitar shapes to buy...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pablo 577 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Gabe said: This "guitar" has been on eBay for years...... And,in the beggining had some hardware on it, like bridge pots etc, years on ebay Edited December 17, 2020 by pablo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kizanski 15,817 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Almost $600 USD with shipping. The seller needs to get sober, rub the Sandman out of his eyes and come back down to the planet Earth. Then set fire to that piece of shit already. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Haynie 12,475 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Even the tuners are messed up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JustKid 507 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 hours ago, gorch said: This one is for sale for quite a while. The seller is famous too. Oh yeah. It's been on my ebay watch list for at least 10 years...I'm still waiting if the price is gonna come down to $150 may be :)) I'd turn this setneck it into something really nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JustKid 507 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Decided to drop him a line asking if after 10 or so years of trying he'd consider selling it cheaper. His respond: I retire in 5 years, try again then....... He is a funny guy, I'll give him that, although not very smart 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottcald 3,266 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 56 minutes ago, Steve Haynie said: Even the tuners are messed up. Yeah, like it would stay in tune after the "custom mods". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kizanski 15,817 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, JustKid said: I'd turn this setneck it into something really nice The nicest thing you could turn this into is if you ate it and shit it out. Again, an improvement. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zenmindbeginner 1,605 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/16/2020 at 1:49 PM, Gabe said: This "guitar" has been on eBay for years...... Yeah this is the old "land mine" victim ala Johnny Got His Gun. Probably started it's life in the Serbian infantry and lost it's arms and legs in Bosnia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gorch 5,479 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 10 hours ago, JustKid said: Decided to drop him a line asking if after 10 or so years of trying he'd consider selling it cheaper. His respond: I retire in 5 years, try again then....... He is a funny guy, I'll give him that, although not very smart You‘ve received a very friendly answer my dear. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Toadroller 3,605 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Oh lordy, the upper frets are scalloped, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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