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On 26/01/2017 at 9:29 AM, Steve Haynie said:

I got yer cork sniffing right here!

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Hey Man smell my finger, then pull it.  Hooooo WEEE!!!  Cheers!

caddie 

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The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep the people
Poor and stupid; "Novus Ordo Seclorum"

How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's
Beating down the door
Oh, something needs to be done

There was a king (an evil king), who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery no prophet could interpret
Of seven years of famine; the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

The word predicts the future and tells the truth about the past
Of how the world leaders will hail the new Pharaoh
The eighth false king to the throne
Washington is next!

Disengage their minds, sabotage their health
Promote sex, and war, and violence in the kindergartens
Blame the parents and teachers; it's their fault; "Annuit Coeptis"
Attack the church dynamic, attack the family
Keep the public undisciplined till nothing left is sacred, and
The "have-nots" get hooked and have to go to the "haves" just to cop a fix

I am the king (an evil king), who dreams the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery, nobody could interpret
Of seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

The word predicts my future and tells the truth about my past
Of how the world's leaders are waiting to usher in
The eighth world power of modern Rome
Washington is next!

There was a king (an evil king), who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery, no prophet could interpret
Of seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

I am a king, and I dream the wildest dreams
And nobody could interpret
Seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
Oh, that that was, that is, that is no more

There's something at my door, some ancient mystery
The future tells the truth about the past
And I'm the eighth false king to the throne
I've got you in my cross hairs; now, ain't that a bitch?

Washington, you're next!

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On 25/01/2017 at 5:15 PM, Len said:

 

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Sammy Sosa checking his bat components at Louisville Slugger.

Posted
On 26/01/2017 at 8:23 AM, geowolves said:

Well, I am not good at soaking cork! All the 3 & 5 liter boxes of wine that I open, all the cardboard punchout circles smell the same so I never want to soak them just slam the contents down as mentioned previously in this thread, works for me as I am no wine connisour and I don't really care for wine just try to fit in when possible and get a buzz on! I think I did good on the Hamer cork sucking/snuffing as I fell to into that Hamer hole. As for a Hamer USA guitars coming back, the horse I saw being beat to death over the last week has really had enough! Order a Shishkov and all will end well! Thanks for the tease on Hamer coming back as this has to be the most popular and at the same time most ridiculous post ever. I will cherish my imports as they are but you can leave me out on buying a NEW relaunched Hamer guitar! NAMM Shamm! 

NAMM will let anybody in these days.  They need to apply "extreme vetting" of attendees and vendors.

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"Either you got one helluva hernia or yer really happy to be protected by the TSA.  Now turn your head to the left & cough."  Senator, now that is extreme vetting,  and its what we're gonna use at GITMO if America is offended by water boarding.  Looks like that TSA officer runs the risk of developing one raging case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.  CTS epidemic at TSA, CNN reports that the CDC is investigating.  

caddie

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I didn´t read everything, but I believe!:ph34r:

In this days it should not tolerate that Chinese build guitars from an american brand! Its a important job for the new goverment "USA first": Buy US products. Protect US products. Build US guitars!

:lol:

o.k. lets be serious... the new homepage  been startet: http://www.hamerguitars.com/2017/

 

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On 28.1.2017 at 5:15 PM, zorrow said:

I'm this motivated to practice: :P

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Aaah! Playing Hoyer. Good old Made in Germany. B)

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Damn.....I was expecting this to end with Greg having designed an entire new line of U.S. Hamers on beer stained napkins, sitting at a NAMM bar with the clowns from "Hamer"....and he made them all look like Robins, just to goof on them 😀😀

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12 hours ago, Ed Rechts said:

That's one too many clowns, and it sounds  like a dare for my Photoshop sensibilities. Fuck, let's make a comic book about this whole fantasy

Maybe use the new Hamer "transition" logo for the new relaunch line? 😀😀

 

 

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1 hour ago, bruce919 said:

this thread need a bump.

...and spell check.  

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...and a fork.

 

This is done.

 

The dead horse is now a deep hole in the ground.

 

Posted
Just now, cmatthes said:

This is done.

Coming soon to a theater nowhere near you...

Chris Matthes is...

"THE LOCKER!"

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Lock it.

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16 minutes ago, ptm1diver said:

Please don't lock it, we have not reached 100 pages yet.

 

                                                                                   AND HOPEFULLY THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

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This just released.  The New Hamer USA Custom Shop to open in the Ovation factory.  Same great Ovation quality.

;)

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