No Shorts Rule Revisited:

[diablo175]

I have never fully embraced the no shorts on stage rule for musicians but I can definitely get behind a ban on this ensemble:  

 

[Stike]

12 minutes ago, diablo175 said:

I have never fully embraced the no shorts on stage rule for musicians but I can definitely get behind a ban on this ensemble:  

 

Yeah heavy relics are ugly...

[velorush]

Judging from his shins, it appears the guitar was reliced through a brutal series of Muay Thai kicks.

[diablo175]

11 minutes ago, Stike said:

Yeah heavy relics are ugly...

Right? And not keen on the red tortoise pick guard with it...      

...but that all is eclipsed by the toddler jammies outfit. 

[crunchee]

The only guitarist who should be allowed to wear a matching jacket and shorts ensemble onstage is Angus Young. 🤘

[Cboss]

2 hours ago, velorush said:

Judging from his shins, it appears the guitar was reliced through a brutal series of Muay Thai kicks.

Plus a heavy attack of diarrhea 

[BoogieMKIIA]

But, skulls!

[Steve Haynie]

2 hours ago, BoogieMKIIA said:

But, skulls!

Cliché at this point.  Nope.  Does not buy anyone out of that outfit.  😑

[tommy p]

Everthing about this guy screams "I'm trying to be interesting!  Comment on something so I can be all cool and sheepishly say 'Well, that's just me I guess.' "  The clothes, the heavy relic guitar with reverse headstock, the pink pedalboard, foot on the monitor.  

[mrjamiam]

He's not on stage.  He's behind the food trucks.  He can wear what he wants even if it gets him beaten up.

[Hackubus]

The girls in the back: 

Brecky: "You should go talk to him!" 

Jazlyn: "Ewww!  No-uh!"

[scottcald]

Wonder if he overspent on that outfit like he undoubtedly did for the pink case for the FM9. 

ETA:  It's funny when I see stuff like this and then I don't feel so bad about my own choices. 

[diablo175]

36 minutes ago, scottcald said:

Wonder if he overspent on that outfit like he undoubtedly did for the pink case for the FM9. 

ETA:  It's funny when I see stuff like this and then I don't feel so bad about my own choices. 

I'm not even sure why he needs the pink case under it. To transport it? Sure. Okay. But why have it raised up like that? I like my FM9 on the terra firma as low to the ground as possible. I have to do some quick preset changes in the middle of a few songs and any additional height is just more effort needed and slower reaction times. YMMV

[Disturber]

I just watched to Ozzy thing. Zakk Wylde should be banned from wearing that skirt already. Maybe it once was cool. But now, not so much.

[Dave Scepter]

1 hour ago, Disturber said:

I just watched to Ozzy thing. Zakk Wylde should be banned from wearing that skirt already. Maybe it once was cool. But now, not so much.

You're just mad that you got caught peeking up his kilt staring at his sheleighly 🤭

[Brooks]

I'll see myself out...

[specialk]

^ You've got a Swirlygig, all is forgiven. 😀

[RobB]

On 7/12/2025 at 1:05 PM, Brooks said:

“Paging passenger Brooks Kaplan to the Lido Deck, please.”

[Biz Prof]

3 hours ago, RobB said:

“Paging passenger Brooks Kaplan to the Lido Deck, please.”

Nope. Acapulco Lounge.

 

[beezerboy]

no shorts... no problem. as long as my pants stay up

[Brooks]

On 7/12/2025 at 8:14 PM, specialk said:

^ You've got a Swirlygig, all is forgiven. 😀

Most important piece of gear on a gig.

[Brooks]

Last month I had a much hipper shirt;

 

 

[donner]

OP, just think about that: Absolutely NO Shorts aren't the solution, either.

[Steve Haynie]

On 7/14/2025 at 1:52 PM, donner said:

OP, just think about that: Absolutely NO Shorts aren't the solution, either.

No shorts worked for Lux Interior of The Cramps.  

[diablo175]

 

Careful what you wish for. 

Shorts:

Or not: